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Re: Lash and Boy Zombie's Love Factory
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Matthew, I PROMISE I did NOT do any kind of sabatoge to Tongue-Lash... I loved that little guy, well... as much as someone like me CAN love...
Hold up... are you saying... someone MURDERED my former ward Tongue-Lash...?!!!?!?!?!
*prepares to launch a grim, gritty sequel to the dark MLLASH saga*
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Originally posted by lil'rhino: Originally posted by Ram Boy: [b]Oh, and, Lash, I found this on my lawn today - - could you keep it inside from now on? Huh? *sigh!*[/b]I know, right? I decided it was a natural fit... I love hotties, I love zombies... he's a hottie zombie... perfecto!
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Originally posted by Mattropolis: a self-destruct button on Tonugue Lash OMG... you ARE saying he's dead! NOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooOOOOOO!
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uh yeah, I thought you did it...
Touch the magic...
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OH NO!!! So one of us is... A MURDERER!!!!
AND a murderer of cute boys, which is 210% UNACCEPTABLE!!!
Tongue-Lash MUST be avenged!!!!
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Someone else may want to spearhead this... I'm kinda sick... huRRRRRRRRRl... after all those drinks... Originally posted by Ram Boy: Oh, and, Lash, I found this on my lawn today -
- could you keep it inside from now on? Huh?
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Plus, how HOT is Boy Zombie... *dreamy sigh*
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Hmm. Lash looks like he's going to be indisposed for a little while. Fortunately, Matt, I know just the person who can to the bottom of this.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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{Time Teller Lad enters and begins to examine the scene}
Hmm. Tongue-Lash exploded twelve hours and twenty-one minutes ago, but whatever it was that made it happen has been around a lot longer. The amount of--whatever it is--is too minute, so I can't get an accurate read on exactly how long it's been, but it's a lot longer ago than twelve hours and twenty-one minutes. Maybe before Lash Lad went evil.
By the way, Rocky, what's with you and that Hypno-Nips guy? And why were you wearing that orange thing last week?
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I'll tell you about Hypno later and that orange thing--let's just say that Lash Lad has a way of getting people to do things.
So, who would kill Tongue-Lash and why?
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someone who hates all that is good in the world.
or like a jealous lover, he had lots, i mean LOTS.
he had to digitize his black book.
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I hope Lash has recovered...
Touch the magic...
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Sorry 'bout all that ralfing. Anyone fess up to killing Tongue-Lash yet? Wake me if someone does...
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We'll see what we can find out, Lash. Meantime, I'm sure Boy Zombie will be willing to nurse you back to health.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Originally posted by Power Boy: someone who hates all that is good in the world.
I have an airtight alibi.
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Originally posted by Ram Boy: While helping Quiz out with his recruitment drive for the Forces of Good, I came across Firefighter Lad -
Trust me, he's REALLY GOOD at handling a hose! RIP Firefighter Lad
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Originally posted by Power Boy: [b]someone who hates all that is good in the world.
I have an airtight alibi.[/b]that's very suspicious.
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Nonsense.
It's perfectly normal to have airtight alibis for things.
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Rest In Peace, Tongue-Lash... we may never know who murdered you, but we will never forget you! Here's Tongue-Lash's mugshot from right before I made him my legal ward...
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Originally posted by MLLASH: And just in case Beauty Queen gets a bit... dull, Cobie, may I introduce... MISS MOUTH!
GASP!!!! Another one of my former minions has been wiped out!! WHo would do this to Miss Mouth...???
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Sigh, he looked just like that... before the end...
Well, minus the orange jumpsuit
Touch the magic...
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Originally posted by MLLASH: Originally posted by Mattropolis: [b]I decided I didn't want to be evil, I'd rather by simply naughty. Curses!! Pony Boy was wanting to meet the fabulous evil Mattropolis....
[/b]NOOOOOO!!!! Not Pony Boy and Wonder Horse, too...
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Originally posted by MLLASH: Originally posted by lil'rhino: [b]Oh, the humanity!! How many nipple shots can one thread hold!!! Let's find out! I'm increasing my Sinister 7!!
Meet MACHO GRANDE...
[/b]MACHO GRANDE! NOooooOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOoooOOOOOO!I may never recover from this...
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Well, this has moved beyond the murder of one trashy slut.
It's now the murder of SEVERAL trashy sluts.
AND ALL OF YOU ARE SUSPECTS.
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