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Okay nothing you said meant anything!

FYI, do not google "Farm Girls" with the filter turned off.

Jumpin' Fishooks! The internet is a sick place!!!

Botox Betty, on the other hand, looks like she'd bite the head off a one-eyed snake! We sure don't want her type around these here parts!

Amanda LePore can probably bite the head off a Minotaur.

Wow, Joan Rivers.

While helping Quiz out with his recruitment drive for the Forces of Good, I came across Firefighter Lad -



Trust me, he's REALLY GOOD at handling a hose!

And, behold! Sister Tata is about to go down on her knees and pray that Evil Lash and his minions see the light!

I may have to write that encounter

I have finally defeated Tongue Lash and Hypno Lips! and given Miss Mouth a run for her money. She pays well by the way.


(I think this costume shrunk in the wash.)


Who wants to be good boys and girls now?

And representing the Police force, is Lady Cop

Our naval contingent

And Marco is just coming in from the firing range

Hi everyone!

You'll have to forgive me. I have a frightful headache. I woke up at the Rookery with this really weird orange plaid thing next to me and I can't remember a thing about the last few days!

Anyone for a game of Scrabble or some other wholesome activity?

Can't remember a thing, eh? Fortunately, I FILMED the various debaucharies you were a party to, Rockhopper Lad.

Showtime: 9pm. Bring your OWN popcorn! Astroglide will be provided. NYAhahahahaha!!!

Legion Worlders,

I've just received a video tape marked "The Ruin of the Bad Will Ambassador". I will review the tape and report back.

I volunteer to show Lady Cop around! I'll need a pair of cuffs!

The Supremes were pretty dangerous too.

Fellow Legion Worlders,

You would not believe the things I saw on that video I received. It was titled "The Ruin of the Bad Will Ambassador".

On it I saw MLLASH reading to blind nuns, buying orphans ice cream, holding doors open for people, picking up litter, and other acts to nice to mention. Some Bad Will Ambassador he turned out to be.

See, told you. Poser.

Hold it! Are you sure that is the real MLLASH or some do-gooder trying to sully his evil name with good deeds?
I demand to see this video!

Mattropolis,

You can view the video on my VCR. It is in my bedroom. I should ome with you because my vcr is tricky to operate.

Absolute preposterous balderdash!!!

And Power Boy, you really hurt Hypno-Nips and Tongue-Lash's feelings.

Perhaps it is YOU who are the true evil!

MLLASH likes kitties. he's not really evil.

Tongue-Lash? Hypno-Nips? Bah! Those two evil lackeys are yesterday's news. Meet my pals -

Tongue Twister


and Sonic-Pecs Lad



I used to bunk with these guys at Hero Boot Camp, and when they heard about the recent rise in evil on Legion World they decided to lend us a hand (or any other body part we may need).