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You have to admit though, that thing Cliff did with the whip cream did cheer you up for a little while. Hell, I was cheered up, and I don't even play that way!

*sigh*

Yeah, Cliff was always the life of the parti. I rilly rilly miss him and Ashe and Brock, but I guess they got all tired of hanging out with me and stuff because I stayed 17 and they're all, like almost 22 now and don't get carded and I still do and they're all in college now and stuff, with lots of hot older girlz.

Don't worry Umber! Older girls get all political and smart-alecky and annoying and stuff! They're all just mad because you're still as cute as ever anyway!

I'm starting to get worried that you might be depressed or something...you need a few girlfriends to hang out with I think. Even though Space Tart and I are no longer married, maybe I can get her back on LW? Or Tiffany Spiffany?

And I don't think Cliff is hanging out with older girls anyway...

True about Cliff, although some of those guyz he likes are sorta girli.

Don't be worried about me, I'm like, the Rock of Gerberaltar or whatever. I still have Missi and Tawni to hang out with and have panty parties with and stuff! I might have one this weekend! *excited squeal*

Wow... my old store... if these walls could talk... they'd probably say, "Get us some RAID for all these bugs and mice!" *self-amused titter*

Maybe it's time for a grand re-opening! *squeal of delight*