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Not so fast, girls...
<erects Lard Force bubble around Brit and My>
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<Flies back down like a missile aiming directly for Lardy, Blasts into him and drives him thru a stone wall...>
MY, BRITT... Get into the castle... you two have no business here...
Turns back to Lardy who is already back on his feet...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Ohmygod!
<Runs over to Cobie and roughly turns him onto his belly pulling his hands behind his back and his feet up. In seconds his ankles and wrists are tie-wrapped together...>
Like please stay down Mr Cobalt, please don't make me use the plastic bullets...
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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Get some!
<'ports behind Ranger, blasts him in the ears again & 'ports him to LW's core>
*huff* Oughta occupy him for a minute...
<turns to Cobalt>
COME ON, DES!!!
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<Runs toward the castle until she is out of Lardy's sight, then circles around behind him.>
<Slides Katana's out of sheaths>
/ / ( . )Y( . ) \ \
What can I DO for you?
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<magnetically tosses everyday girl into the nearby river> Sorry Brit, but you better cool down... *cough* (still injured from before...) <as Ranger and Lardy battle, Cobalt magnetically uses all of his momentum so tons of iron appear with his crushing blow, as he lands a complete sucker-shot to the back of Space Ranger's head> Know you felt that one, Ranger. First rule of being Chief of Security--never play fair!
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<senses My>
Ah-ah, My! Those lovely lady humps don't get you a free pass!
<swats katanas out of her hands>
Y'know, when this is over, I might ask you out!
<'ports behind My, grabs her, 'ports her a mile away>
Bye!
<'ports back, does same with Brit>
Bondage ill befits you, sweetie!
<'ports back to Cobalt>
Finally!
How do you think they're tracking me, Des?
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Originally posted by My Wee Fem:
<Runs toward the castle until she is out of Lardy's sight, then circles around behind him.>
<Slides Katana's out of sheaths> <magnetically rips katanas out and sends them miles away> Sorry My...
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Ohmygod! That's so like not FAIR!
Hi! How are you?
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I'm up, Lardy, I'm up...I told you this would be tough...should have told you I'm supposed to still be bed-ridden...healing powers aren't working on myself for some reason...
<coughs blood>
Sorry 'Ranger...
<kicks him in the ribs while he's down, using magnetism to enhance strength>
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Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
Ohmygod! Des is like tied up...
<Points Twin 9mm Baretta VLK's at Lardy>
And you need to kiss the ground, LIKE RIGHT NOW! Sorry Brit, but you need to get with it--you'll be okay once you swim to shore!
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Lardy, whatever you do, don't harm Everyday Girl or My Whee Fem. Don't even hit them. They're just doing the job I helped train them to do. Space Ranger can handle it though  <hits the skies at full speed> Startin' to feel better already...
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<Bursts up out of the ground looking for Lardy...>
Where are the girls?
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(IF THEY'RE HURT, NOTHING WILL STOP ME...)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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They're safe, n00b!
Let's charge him, Des!
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Easy Ranger, you know we'd never hurt My and Brit. Though I give Brit more credit than you ever would since you baby her...
<leaps onto his back, punching him again with a sucker-shot>
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<at the same time, Lardy gets him in the breadbasket>
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Throws himself backwards smashing Cobie into the ground then leaps at Lardy...
Truth and justice shall Prevail!
(But it's gonna hurt)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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They're using Security Office protocols and weaponry against us--all of it designed and approved by me!
Lets stay with the Ranger, Lardy. Ranger, I know you're holding back. We don't want to hurt you either (despite kicking you in the ribs and stuff).
You need to let me and Lardy go...this is not just for us, but Abin and Pagan too...
<turns to My Whee Fem>
And you too, My. We're doing this for you too.
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Yeah, I don't wanna hurt you either! <punches him in the gut again> Really! <another one to the chin> des, do you think they're tracking me with something in my clothes?
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Yes, they definitely are tracking you with something. Hopefully its in your clothes--or at least otherwise you have a good case of them violating your rights.
<flies by again, magnetically crashing into the Ranger>
We need to get somewhere ASAP where we can have all such devices removed. But that means someone with the know-how who we know will help us...
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I'm not letting anybody Go Cobie...
For once you're going to answer for your arrogant bullshit...
You put six security officers in the hospital today... Enough is enough...
Stand down now... Or Else...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(You won't like me when I'm angry)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Arrogant bullshit--Ranger, please! I've only ever been as full of it as my partner, who happened to be you for a long time. I'm not playing around lightly with people's lives or health.
We're in some very real danger! All of us!
You trusted me once--you and Sarya both! Remember Thora? Remember Dark STU? This is like those times...
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Well, if it's clothes...
<'ports out of them>
...that's taken care of! <grins>
We need to get him outta super-hearing range, so you can tell me where I can take us!
Ready for a tag-team mega-punch?
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You got it  <tag-team mega punch in action!>
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