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So can I get my own room here as well?

I’ll just put my DVDS over here and sort out my porn… erm.. history of art collection in this corner.

The removal men should be arriving soon with the 52 inch plasma screen home cinema holo system, and I’m sure Pov will be around soon to help me cable up the cameras into the women’s showers

Now if anyone wants directions to the Faraway residence, start by going up to Losers room, follow the secret tunnel to the Hootchie hut, go past the bar trying hard not to wake Loser, then turn left, go on for a few alternative dimensions, before looking out for a rainbow, don’t go over it but rather turn right and passing a leprechaun and his pot of gold, take the subway to vanishing point. There may be a short delay whilst you need to wait for a reality altering event to trundle by on the slow line, but pick up a waverider express for six stops. Get out at the end of time and ask the Trapper for the key to the Rock of eternity. Take this and unlock the door in the backside of the trousers of eternity, take a left through senior widebottoms pantaloons and immediately after this another left to find yourself in a long corridor. Go to the end knock twice and ask for me.

Of course I may be out if so please call back.


Now whos up for a housewarming? Don’t forget to carry plenty of beer with you.

Whoa, dude!

I got lost. I had to bribe the Trapper with the six pack that I had brought just to get directions to Bamf back home. I'll try to come back if Grey or Dawny can guide me. Where's Shikari and a Thresold when you need one.

<<Pant, pant, pant>>

I may get there... someday! Where's a threshold when you need it...

Well. The leprechaun stole half my beer, and they wouldn't take my transfer at the Subway, and I think I took a wrong turn in the pantaloons - don't ask. Anyway, I see the movers have been here, and the home theater is pretty awesome. But why is it only showing "art films?"

It's all about the pants, isn't it?

That Trappers a real pain, and he always keeps the good stuff and turns up with the cheapo beer.

I give Grey a shout see if he can get you here

Sorry KP for some reason Thresholds cant get over the rainbow. Just keep on truckin I'll try to save some food for you, keeping warm in the oven

they are part of my "special" collection only to be shown to certain close friends

Getting into or out of the pants TD my dear :rolleyes:

Can I buy a map or do I have to sign up for the group tour?

I think you have to go it alone, one of those "heroic journey" type deals.

In return for "certain favours" I can use the faraway force to bring you directly here

Despite all those "art house" movies I guess I just prefer the one to one approach

Okay, I know I got lost on my way here. I swear I saw Nardo taking a room down the hall. Next thing you know I'll see that rotten brother of mine taking up residence here!

BTW, Faraway I hope you got that package okay. I saw they attempted delivery but you weren't home at the time.

Mysterious package has finally arrived and is taking pride of place in my room. (and I only charge two credits a visit to view them)

I started a hero clix thread over at legion direct as well as I guess some of us, naming no names, may want to talk about that as well.

Just bought those Giffen postcards from e bay and am spending some time putting them up on the wall. So if anyone wants to see them...

just be careful of the transdimensional doorway that leads to Senior Widebottoms pantaloons down the hall way

i got those postcards a while back off E-Bay [ also !! ] .... there are the 'Five Year Gap' ones ???

they're cool !!!

Matthew.

that they are matthew that they are

I had seen them on a web site somewhere or other, but to be honest they are much better in the flesh so to speak.

Ouch eek ouch,

Walks around room naked covered in cream holding out arms.

Nothing to do with the sunburn, just been hanging out in Lardys room

I really hot and bothered. I'm bored theres nothing on the holo and most of my legion pals are still at work. Harumph!

I know what I'll do

Quickly runs over to kitchen and starts to fill left over party balloons with water.

"now whos room shall I visit first"

You'll be getting yours soon enough.

I rather hope so, i've not had any female company for a long time. Ohh, I see thats not what you mean.

Anyway, given the directions to get here, whos going to come over here to give it to me

hi
nice room
hope ya drop by mine

After spending a thousand years wandering the Phantom Zone, finding this place was a snap. (Even the Trapper let me pass. I guess killing him taught him some manners.)

Nice postcards, Faraway.

Well I guess killing a huge undying force of nature does kinda make you someone to respect ...sir...