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Power Boy has been out pumping iron, kissing babies, saving space kittens from trees, and upgrading his wardrobe. All tasks that he is performing with the style, grace and dignity of a natural born leader.

I've been working with the campaign staff to put the finishing touches on our platform. So, without further ado....

The OFFICIAL POWER BOY and JERRY 2012 CAMPAIGN PLATFORM

1. PB & J will work to make Legion World a better place. We dream of Legion World being a place where achievement, virtue, generosity of spirit, excellence, harmony, intellectual curiosity, good nutrition, moral character, proper hygiene, and fairness prevail. Should that dream ever become a reality, we'll be as shocked as anyone.

2. We will promote the idea of personal responsibility. In other words, calm your own damn tits.

3. PB & J support a financially responsible Legion World. In order to save money, Nam'Lor will not be allowed to pass GO. Nam'Lor will not be allowed to collect $200. In order to increase revenues, Quislet, Esq. will be charged a small fee each time he reaches a new posting milestone.

4. Jimgallagher's book will become required reading material for all Legion World Academy students.

5. We pledge to use the Miracle Machine to bring Lian Harper back to life.

6. He Who Wanders will be asked to stay put. Dude, you're making us dizzy.

7. Future's Legion Micros will be declared a national treasure.

8. Ken Aromdee will be appointed Ambassador of Continuity.

9. Proclamations will be signed declaring official Legion World holidays for the birthdays of Bob Rozakis, Erin Gray, and Joyce Dewitt.

10. The Legion World constitution will be amended to ban straight marriage.

11. An emancipation proclamation will be signed for Legion World's sheep.

12. Unemployment benefits will be extended indefinitely for all Hot 100 posters. We can't expect you to hold meaningful employment and post all day, can we?

13. Public funds will be utilized to provide contraception to Anita Cocktail. In a nod the to the communities of faith, we will declare a day of prayer, to pray that she uses it.

14. All available resources will be used to block the appointment of Fanfic Lady as Legion World's ambassador to the Neil Gaiman Fan Club.

15. Nightcrawler will be asked to demonstrate that he can, indeed, crawl at night.

16. The highest priority of the PB & J administration will be to ensure that POV retains his right to post without pants.

The Voice of Hope

well, you lost my vote on #s 1, 5, 6, and 8.

Hmm. We'll have to see how you feel when we enter the "Etch a Sketch" stage of the campaign.

Hmmm....can't help but feel I'm NOT being pandered to here.

17. Cheese puffs for all and the establishment of an annual man boobs on parade festival.

...and besides that, research indicated that the strong position on POV being without pants would appeal to your demographic.

Although Power Boy's bulging biceps have certainly won me over, as outgoing leader, I need to know that my interests will continue to be looked after in my retirement.

18. We support Rockhopper Lad as ambassador to that place where all the hot guys go.

That will work.

I'd like to here more about positions and less about Pov's genetalia.

I don't think a discussion about POV's positions would be appropriate for a family board.

Thanks for holding it down Jerry!

I was away visiting my mom ... (that should be worth a few points in the polls right???)

This has gotten my interest. What benefits are we talking to exactly, and do they extend to significant others who are not in the Top 100?

I'd like to address that question ... and all future questions ... with a song ...

Hey Jerry ... when do you think the Anarchon will visit us?

Tomorrow?

HMMM If the Anarchon ignores us ... is that a good thing or a bad thing?

It's a reason to party.

I completely agree!

It is Monday afterall ...


"Sorry for Party Rocking"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkTt9k4Y-a8

Is it too late to make a substantial donation to your campaign?

Never too late and never too substantial. If we have anything left, we'll consider helping our opponents with their campaign debt, as well.

PB&J, would you consider it scandalous, or rather, inspiring, to occasionally swap partners during your administration?
For example...
PB & Chocolate?
Homemade biscuit and J?

What about Nannergate?