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48) You have a wealth of entirely new ideas for threads.


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49) Small children flock to you.

50) Your entourage effectively deal with all the paparazzi


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51) You begin to realize just how long one of these threads can linger and get bumped every so often so they essentially can run for 5-10 years.

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52) You don't look ridiculous in a yellow Speedo.

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53) Your wife says, "Now, you truly are a man!"

54) You gain the artistic prowess of veryvery, Sketch Lad, and MLLASH, to name a few. George Perez asks for tips.


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55) Your wife finally stops nagging you. (as if :rolleyes: )


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56) You find out all the straight posters have turned gay, and all the gay posters have turned straight.

57) All the bisexual posters have turned asexual, and vice versa. They sit on the sidelines munching popcorn and sniggering at your bewilderment. Oh, and at those socks you always wear for Time Trapping.


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58) You get a company car.

59) You look better with your shirt off rather than on.

60) Three words: Minty fresh breath.


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61) You can wear elven epaulets in public without anyone laughing at you.

62) Geoff Johns builds next Summer's super-ultra-fantastically-amazing crossover event around YOU!!


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63) You can rid your favorite sitcom of those noxious laugh tracks, just by willing it!

64) The currency exchange will always favor you, no matter where in the galaxy you travel on vacation.


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65) Three words:

TWELVE!

INCH!

PENIS!


(Yes, even the female Trappers--right, FC? wink lol )


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66) Optional surgery....


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67) You can fix all those broken home appliances free, via telekinesis.


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66) Optional surgery....
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68) Every bar you go to is automatically an open bar.

69) You alone decide which seemingly innocuous number, word or phrase will become the next internet-wide snerk-worthy double entendre. (You will also be the sole determiner of its shelf life in that capacity.)


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70) You suddenly develop the ability to freeze wood.

71) You still don't have the ability to win every Ebay competition.


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72) The ghost of Rip Taylor materializes and showers you with confetti...

73)...followed by the ghosts of Wayland Flowers and Madame who sings "Seventy-Six Trombones".

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74) You get a major-league contract in the sport of your choice, along with the chance to endorse your favorite beer and receive free cases of it for life.


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75) A new religion develops around you, and you begin wearing a white suit (keeping the purple robe as a cape).

76) You send the purple robe out for drycleaning and they don't lose the hood.


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77) No more ingrown hairs or toenails.


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78) You become governor of Alaska.

79) You are given a secret identity.

80) Land a job at a large metropolitan newspaper.


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81) Lifetime immunity from all computer viruses!


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82) Ice cream no longer contains calories.


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83) You suddenly look sexy in a speedo.


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84) Buffed young dudes in Speedos follow you around, begging to add you as their "special" Facebook friend.


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Lard Lad: There's no real info yet, right? Just some teases from Waid?
Ann Hebistand: The current EiC, Marie Javins, also said the Legion is coming back.
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Invisible Brainiac: thank you, Annfie, so kind of you!
Ann Hebistand: Superman issue 28 has Darkseid's Legion. Scheduled for July. CalorieQueen
Gaseous Lad: I saw that it was labeled the Legion of Darkseid in some media
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