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I will not allow you be harmed my friend. Extreme danger and tragedy has created an atmosphere uncharacteristically intense on Legion World, but I will ensure your treatment is just.
Further, it appears our purpose here is over, as most survivors, little as they are, have been rescued, and Actor Lad has this situation under control at this time.
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Seth frowns, then finally addresses Lard Lad. "I... I will go with you, only because I know what happens if I dare resist the authorities." He turns his back to the man, bracing himself as if against an attack. "I presume you'll restrain me?"
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*Oddly distorted voice comes out of nowhere*
Trust me, you don't want to trust that guy. You won't be seen again.
*Liberty Monkey and Seth Gaterra find themselves teleported to the Administration Utopia*
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<yells at the sky, shaking his fist>
'BOOT!!!! I WASN'T GONNA HURT HIM, DAMMIT!
<hangs his head>
I'm gonna clobber that butthole, someday!
<reaches out with the Lard Force>
Okay...they're at Actor Lad's. A neutral site it is, then...
<'ports over to Actor's>
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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(OOC: Do we move this RP over to the ActorLad thread, or stay here? Just checking before I reply.)
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The ActorLad thread 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Enough.
Everything has slowed to a crawl, and the LMB is destroying themselves. But the question is: who blew up the Lair?
That is the true culprit looking to start a war.
A blurry image with an 'S'? That's not much we have to go on and its coming from a source that we hardly know anything about. I know I should be at the Space Port with Abin, but I feel like this mystery is vitally important...
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<super-fast movement among the rubble>
death becomes me
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death becomes me
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Originally posted by ActorLad:
"Here's the wreckage, do what you can to clean up this mess", ActorLad says to Damage Control.
"And if you find anything suspicious be sure to bring it to my immediate attention!" <heat vision rips apart damage control.> Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Enough.
Everything has slowed to a crawl, and the LMB is destroying themselves. But the question is: who blew up the Lair?
That is the true culprit looking to start a war.
A blurry image with an 'S'? That's not much we have to go on and its coming from a source that we hardly know anything about. I know I should be at the Space Port with Abin, but I feel like this mystery is vitally important... <punches Cobalt Kid across the face with a might never felt before> <flies into the skies> moves on to the Security Office
death becomes me
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[deep underneath the ruins] <click> This unit is not sure whom it can trust. <click> [looks at a hologram] <click> Is that really the Master? ![[Linked Image]](http://www.legionworld.net/ubb/Avatars/LardytheDestroyer.gif) His behavior since his return has been...erratic. And his appearance...<click> [Looks at other images] <click> Perhaps, this unit should contact one of these others...close friends of the Master... ...no, not Cobalt Kid...he may be compromised. <click> [the robotic eyes settle on one particular image] <click> perhaps...him? <click> [the robot sits and processes that thought...]
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[makes up its mind, disappears ]
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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(No, you silly robot! Those aren't friends! Those are teh Pron starlets Lardy lusts after!)
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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[automatic response mechanism deliberates and finally states...]
<click>Query: "Pron"?<click>
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If you hold your nose and wait for the bubble to pop Pov's speech is much easier to understand...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Originally posted by LARDLAD ROBOT:
<click>Query: "Pron"?<click> It's a very special remake of "Tron".
Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
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To be honest, every since Pov went into monkey form with bubble-gum flatuence, a lot of what he says makes more sense... 
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: To be honest, EVERY since Pov went into monkey form with bubble-gum flatuence, a lot of what he says makes more sense... Because now he types more like you, Cobie dear
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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<beneath the old, destroyed nightclub, something stirs>
<the same figure that visited Clive's body when it disappeared produces the same canister from a cloak>
<opens canister & a shapeless, glowing glob is emptied on a table>
<the figure touches the glob and an eldritch energy surrounds it>
<the glob pulsates and takes a humanoid form>
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<the figure speaks>
"Yes, it's happening--they're turning the wheel!"
<the humanoid form glows bright purple and its vaguely humanoid form begins to take on specific features>
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I...I live!
"Yes, you live. You're back on Legion World where you belong. You have unfinished business! Do you remember who you are?"
Yes, of course...I am...
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<span style="font-size: 99px;">LARD LAD!!!</span>
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"Yes...yes...you're Lard Lad. The real one."
What do you mean, the "real" one?
"I mean, there's an imposter out there claiming to be you."
What?!?!
"Yes, a fake...but you are the real deal..."Lard Lad Prime", if you will.
Of COURSE I am! And who are you?
"A friend of your dear, departed wife's."
A friend of Dru?
"Yes. She foresaw your death, but not her own. She enlisted my aid to bring you back. It's a good thing, too...considering what happened to the poor woman."
Yes...
"You must go now, Lard Lad, and take your rightful place from the one who has usurped your identity."
YES! He will PAY!!!
<blasts a whole up thru the bunker and the wreckage above and flies up>
<left behind, the figure smiles>
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