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Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203652 07/01/06 09:17 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper
Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society	Quote Originally posted by SharkLad: Orgy Tuesday!?! And me, without any condoms ... Hmmmm...don't think they make 'em big enough for you, Sharky! Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203653 07/03/06 12:31 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,608 The waters off eastern Long Is... SharkLad Wanderer
SharkLad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,608 The waters off eastern Long Is...	<blush> you flatter me and my mighty dorsal fin ... Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203654 07/03/06 10:18 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper
Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society	Doors will open for Orgy Tuesday promptly at 7 p.m. Legion World time! Yours truly won't be around 'til after midnight, but my assistant managers, Hummer Lass and BJ Boy, will open up in my stead! Have fun and seeya at midnight when the festivities REALLLY begin!!! Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203655 07/05/06 04:08 PM
Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors
Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ...	I can't believe Salad Tosser Lord showed up and hooked up with Princess No-Protection!

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203656 07/05/06 09:15 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,608 The waters off eastern Long Is... SharkLad Wanderer
SharkLad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,608 The waters off eastern Long Is...	Yeah, and what about Sexual Innuendo Lass? She confused the crap outta half the people ... Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203657 07/06/06 12:20 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper
Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society	Dude, I don't normally smoke, but I've gone through about ten packs since last night! Damn! Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203658 07/11/06 07:37 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,608 The waters off eastern Long Is... SharkLad Wanderer
SharkLad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,608 The waters off eastern Long Is...	it's been a week ... has the pool been cleaned yet? Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203659 07/13/06 01:19 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper
Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society	I'm not cleaning it! Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203660 07/14/06 11:33 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,608 The waters off eastern Long Is... SharkLad Wanderer
SharkLad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,608 The waters off eastern Long Is...	fine, I'll do it, but nobody complain if I frenzy a bit ... Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203661 07/28/06 12:16 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper
Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society	Man! This place has been dead since I went away on my secret mission! Okay...first three drinks free and 24-hour raves starting now and ongoing through this upcoming Orgy Tuesday! Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203662 07/28/06 03:37 PM
Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer
.. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735	Woo Hoo!!!! give me 3 rye and 7's, I'm here till Wed. morning.

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203663 07/28/06 03:41 PM
Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 90 San Leandro, California Ravenette84 Substitute
Ravenette84 Substitute Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 90 San Leandro, California	An orgy and free drinks.....Why is it I didn't get a note about this sooner?!? Sometimes it's not worth chewing through the leather straps in the morning!

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203664 07/28/06 03:45 PM
Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer
.. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735	still lots of time, its not till tuesday!!!

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203665 07/28/06 04:14 PM
Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors
Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ...	"It's always Tuesday at Lardy's" - famous Cobalt Kid saying.

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203666 07/28/06 08:00 PM
Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland walkwithcrowds Deputy
walkwithcrowds Deputy Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,464 Glasgow, Scotland	LARDY IS BACK!!!! YAY!! ALLRIGHT!! PAAAAARTEEEEE!!!! ...i get too excited sometimes... BARMAN, MINES A GUINNESS!!! Be lucky

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203667 07/31/06 12:57 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper
Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society	yeah, party down LWers while we still can...I'm just saying things may be getting dicey down the road, is all..... Barkeep, gimme a triple of my usual! Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203668 08/01/06 10:06 PM
Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer
.. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735	WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's TUESDAY!!!!!!

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203669 08/03/06 07:52 PM
Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 90 San Leandro, California Ravenette84 Substitute
Ravenette84 Substitute Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 90 San Leandro, California	darn it all I missed it again! stupid painting taking up all my time..... Sometimes it's not worth chewing through the leather straps in the morning!

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203670 08/06/06 01:22 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper
Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society	Space Ranger's around, but Lardy's Lair will stay open!!! Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203671 08/08/06 08:55 AM
Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors
Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ...	Lardy, I rented a room at Vee's Villa, and I think you should really get over there. I consider one of the most secure places to discuss any 'secret' matters.

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203672 08/13/06 08:11 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,608 The waters off eastern Long Is... SharkLad Wanderer
SharkLad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,608 The waters off eastern Long Is...	~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\|\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203673 08/17/06 11:18 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper
Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society	Okay, staff, I'll be incommunicado for a few days. Please hold the fort for me...and keep your eyes open! Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203674 08/18/06 11:46 AM
Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 100 shadows Angra Metternich Substitute
Angra Metternich Substitute Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 100 shadows	... The infamous lair of LardLad. Interesting. We are a prowling lion, and we will devour you.

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203675 08/18/06 03:36 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Faraway Lad Wanderer
Faraway Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England	A holographic image of Faraway Lad appears. Looking fixedly at the wall it says. "Ambassador Metternich, if you are seeing this message I assume it means I am in serious trouble and can not be there to greet you in person. Please be assured that our staff will do all they can to make your stay comfortable" At that the hologram turns to directly face the Ambassador and with a hard cold smile says, "and Mr Ambassador, snooping around LMB'ers private quarters is not the activity of an friend. I suggest you leave NOW" Faithfull

Re: A bunker beneath the ashes of the old "Lardy's Lair" nightclub #203676 08/22/06 02:03 PM
Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 154 dead The Reanimated Corpse of Lonestar Substitute
The Reanimated Corpse of Lonestar Substitute Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 154 dead	<watching> My space-bots have alerted me to activity here at LardLad’s ‘Lair’…I don’t see anything yet… <sees blurry image flying by> …so ‘its’ here… Justice comes at a price. What are you willing to pay for it?