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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/24/25 03:52 PM
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Originally posted by SharkLad:
I'm listening ...
<splash> Okay, Sharky---howzabout a tank full of nice plump seals? Yummy, huh?
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The polls are almost open...it's time to choose your candidate! It's my fervent hope that you, Legion Worlder, will choose me, your humble servant and resident party-meister.
But if you don't:
VOTE FOR SOMEONE OTHER THAN KENT!!!!
Why?
1) He is, was or pretended for awhile to be a Dominator! You can't trust Dominators!!!
2) The negative campaigning against me...dude has it OUT for me! I pop in a thread and say "hi", the dude's like, "do you want this neanderthal as your leader!" And all I'm doing is saying, "hi" or something!
3) Name-calling! He called me a villain more than once. Like, dude, what the hell? I called him a 'Dominator' because he called himself one.
4) He's telling people, essentially, that he'll rig future outcomes for them! Specifically, he promised Everyday Girl he'd fix it so she'd be prom queen next time! Poor girl practically fainted. If he'll do that, what else will he do?
5)He uses Ambush Bug as his avatar! Dude, did more than, like, 3 people really thing Ambush Bug was funny? (bracing myself for an onslaught of hate on this one)
So if you like mudslinging Dominator Ambush Bug-loving dictators, he's your man...or alien!
But there are three candidates who'd be better choices: myself, the monkey, Actor Lad or Numf. We've run a pretty clean campaign that doesn't breach those 5 above problems. Yes, I had my "frickin' list", but it was a one-off thing I did totally for laughs.
Winema, you say? Dude, her campaign has pretty much been nonexistent. Don't think she really wants it!
Love ya all! Peace!
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Very good but what we really want to know is where are all the Rowies? No rowies here? Well you aint got my vote Lardy, sorry matey....
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Negative? I point out a few... lapses in his campaign, and I get characterized as "negative?"
Someone's a bit oversensitive, I think. Or is that a guilty conscience?
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Originally posted by Sonnie:
Very good but what we really want to know is where are all the Rowies? No rowies here? Well you aint got my vote Lardy, sorry matey.... Sonnie! Don't LEAVE!! I've got rowies, now!!! I just had to do a little research first! Here...all the rowies you could ever want!!!!
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Negative? I point out a few... lapses in his campaign, and I get characterized as "negative?"
Someone's a bit oversensitive, I think. Or is that a guilty conscience? A few? Dude....
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Originally posted by LARDLAD: Originally posted by SharkLad:
[b] I'm listening ...
<splash> throw in a couple of penguins and you've got yourself a deal ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Done! I even put a few emperor penguins in!
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Good food and great sex? I wanna hear more.
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Originally posted by LARDLAD:
Done! I even put a few emperor penguins in! # I'm gonna tell Rockhopper Lad! I'm gonna tell Rockhopper Lad!#
Hic!
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Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
Good food and great sex? I wanna hear more. I believe that unless you want left over penguin then you're too late - Lardy's eaten it all. (Hope you enjoyed the ASDA rowies Lardy!) And as for the great sex, I heard that you're expected to provide your own trampoline. Oh, unless one of those leftover penguins bangs your gong.
Hic!
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Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
Good food and great sex? I wanna hear more. Haven't you fully explored the Lair, yet, IB? The holosuites, the sex robots, the costumes, the bondage room---that's just the tip of the iceberg (and it's a pretty good iceberg, too)! And the kitchen...wowzers! I spared no expense!
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Originally posted by Ghost of Numf El:
I believe that unless you want left over penguin then you're too late - Lardy's eaten it all. (Hope you enjoyed the ASDA rowies Lardy!)
And as for the great sex, I heard that you're expected to provide your own trampoline. Oh, unless one of those leftover penguins bangs your gong. [/QB] Nah, there's plenty of primo penguin left over---I stocked up! And that was a viscious rumor--I've always had plenty of trampolines!!!
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Lardy, don't you go corrupting IBSweetie... that's what I'm here for 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Man, steal my thunder, princess...yeesh! 
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Hey, undecided voters---Getcher BRIBES right HERE!!!!!!!!!!
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I probably shouldn't pit my ample cleavage against your huge manbreasts... I don't think Legion World would survive
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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I dunno...but I'm game to try!! 
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C'mon! There's no one who's vote can't be bought?!?!
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Originally posted by Spellbinder: I probably shouldn't pit my ample cleavage against your huge manbreasts... I don't think Legion World would survive I know you probably shouldn't either, but damn it if the prospect doesn't have my dorsal fin standing at attention ... <splash>
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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I've always found your dorsal fin to be "attentive"
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Hey, babe, his fin's just a fin! Now, mine....
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Originally posted by Spellbinder: I've always found your dorsal fin to be "attentive" In honor of Flag Day (and your ample cleavage, of course), I'm hanging the stars and stripes from it ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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And I'm standing at full salute...if you catch my drift, Jeckie.
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Lash! I've got curry, now! I hope it gains your favor!!!
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