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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/25/25 02:39 AM
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note: check page 7 for destruction and aftermath
Vote for me, or I'll eat the monkey! That's a promise!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Yeah, as if you won't eat it even if you do win.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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How about you just promise to eat the monkey, regardless?
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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... 'cos you know no-one's goig to vote for you anway. 
Hic!
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But do you have for me to eat while I'm here Lardy?
And that by no means is a chance for an unbridled euphemism!
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Sounds like Lardy is trying to horn in on Monkey-Eater Lad's schtick.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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No, if I win, I'll just pet the monkey vigorously
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And here are a few words about my opponents using the "frickin'" method:
Kent Shakespeare: a frickin' Dominator! What the hell?!
Actor Lad: he ain't no frickin' Olivier...trust me!
Calamity Monkey: he's a frickin' monkey! To repeat...he's a f-r-i-c-k-i-n' m-o-n-k-e-y!
Winema Wazzo: she's a frickin' witch!
Ghost of Numf-El: he's a frickin' ghost with a bad-frickin' accent!
Tell ya what...you elect me, I'll not only pet the frickin' monkey, I'll also take the frickin' Dominator to the dentist, get the Olivier wannabe real acting lessons, send the witch to Hogwarts and get the ghost exorcised!
Why vote for me? cuz I'm frickin' LARDLAD!!!!
Ain't that a good enough reason??
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Oh, BTW please partake of the oyster shooters at the bar while you're here. I also have three virtual porn holosuites at the ready for your enjoyment!
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Ohmygod! Hi Mr Lardy Lad! Can I try one of those shooter thingies?
And will you promise not to tell Gramps I peeked into that holo sweat thingie? (I didn't know... Honest! And anyway those had to be special effects, Penguins and girraffes don't even live on tha same continent...)
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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Actor Lad: he ain't no frickin' Olivier...trust me!
True, I don't even know The Brady Bunch let alone be related to them.
ActorLad
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Visit my official hangout ActorLad's Cool Luau over at the Mission Monitor Board!
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Sorry, Lardy , but it's against my religion to exercise - press ups and stuff hurt!
Hic!
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Originally posted by LARDLAD:
Ghost of Numf-El: he's a frickin' ghost with a bad-frickin' accent! How do you know his accent's bad, mate? We're all online. Also, I'm afraid you've offended wannabe Brits everywhere with that one. I can just see the polls dropping now...
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Well, he's posted in the past with an accent, an' it was kinda annoying! You know how they write Rogue's accent in the X-Men comics? All that " Ah this" and " Ah that"? It's frickin' annoying! Ah'm a southerner and ah don't talk like that! Ooops! 
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Originally posted by Ghost of Numf El:
Sorry, Lardy , but it's against my religion to exercise - press ups and stuff hurt! Ah'm, I mean I'm with ya on that issue at least!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Heh, well, you've got real accent sympathy from me now! Good save. 
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Note to voters: both Actor Lad and Ghosty appear to be voracious punsters (e.g. Olivier/Oliver & exorcise/exercise)---don't you just hate punsters? Brrrr!
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Awright! This is my 300th post! Another round of oyster shooters on the house! (and no, they're not spiked with mind-control juice to subvert your vote or anything...geez)
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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And a question for the undecided voters (and the ones who are decided but might flip-flop):
What can I do get you to vote for me?
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Ice cream.
Irn Bru flavoured ice cream.
I don't know, it must be true what my friends say about me:
"One lick and I'm anybodies"
Be lucky
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Originally posted by walkwithcrowds:
Ice cream.
Irn Bru flavoured ice cream.
I don't know, it must be true what my friends say about me:
"One lick and I'm anybodies" Done! And you've gotta try it in my special holosuite program!
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Can you believe my opponent, KS, thinks I'm too negative? For the record, I love Alt. I.D.s even though I choose not to use any! They're fun!!!
Once again, my platform is basically good food and great sex! What's so negative about that?
And the monkey-eating thing? Not negative at all...just falls under the 'good food' side of my platform!!!
Peace and love!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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food and sex....why Lardy i do believe you've bought yourself a vote
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EXCELLENT!!!!!Anyone else whose vote I can purchase?
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I'm listening ...
<splash>
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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