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Time Trapper
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Originally posted by future king:
... Legion Tracker came to your house and took your entire collection of LSH comics to sell on Ebay. What else did he do? Legion Tracker swam in your toilet and peed in your pool!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Trap Timer
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Trap Timer
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Legion Tracker left tracks all over your carpet!
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Gen X > Space X
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Gen X > Space X
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He convinced Alan Moore that the time was right for reuniting The Sinister Ducks!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Legion Tracker left footprints all over my ceiling.
Weird.
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Legion Tracker took a good look at my face.
He saw my smile looked out of place.
When he looked closer, it was easy to trace
the Legion Tracks of my tears.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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He gave away the shocking surprise twist to "The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde"
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Legion Tracker ate my entire collection of tropical fruit popsicles and left only the sticks.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Originally posted by future king:
Legion Tracker left footprints all over my ceiling.
Weird. Dude, Canada has some strange gravity.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Originally posted by Exnihil:
Legion Tracker took a good look at my face.
He saw my smile looked out of place.
When he looked closer, it was easy to trace
the Legion Tracks of my tears. Let it out, buddy. Those tears are a baptism into the great fellowship of loyal yet disappointed Legion fans. <hug or hearty backslap, whichever you prefer....>
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Leader
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Leader
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Legion Tracker talked me into painting my guest bathroom Pucker Up Red, and then he cruelly laughed when I did it.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Legion Tracker promised to meet me at the local Starbucks, but then stood me up. I was crushed.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Originally posted by future king:
Legion Tracker promised to meet me at the local Starbucks, but then stood me up. I was crushed. You got crushed and couldn't stand up on your own? Dude, I already told you Canada has strange gravity!
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Originally posted by Legion Tracker: Originally posted by future king:
[b]Legion Tracker promised to meet me at the local Starbucks, but then stood me up. I was crushed. Oh, you are definitely on a ROLL today! 
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Legion Tracker dipped my pigtail in ink again and didn't even say sorry!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Legion Tracker shot the sheriff, but he didn't shoot the deputy.
(aside/in-joke to future king and any other Canadians here: Legion Tracker didn't come back for you)
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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"Legion Tracker DID WHAT?"
.... I thought we were never gonna talk about that again. Bro' code, man, Bro' code.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Legion Tracker walked around all day with one black sock and one navy blue sock!
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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. . . and the socks were not on his feet.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...improvised a descant (and remarkably well).
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
...improvised a descant (and remarkably well). Rocky, I may need to save this one for Sunday. :-)
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...two-timed Two-Face while doing the two-step.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...feasted on the Blood of the Ancients.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Gen X > Space X
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...duplicated Exnihil's egg-eating stunt: only with a new summertime variety of specialty candy: Cadbury Chocolate Creme "Buffalo Wings"™. 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Originally posted by cleome:
...duplicated Exnihil's egg-eating stunt: only with a new summertime variety of specialty candy: Cadbury Chocolate Creme "Buffalo Wings"™.
cleome, that prompted a spontaneous reflexive gag.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Gen X > Space X
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Sorry, LT. Marketers care not for our delicate stomachs, though. I'm just trying to help everyone toughen up.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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