Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Whither the Election Tyrant?

Thank you, Nova, for reminding us of our values and priorities.

We cannot let this illegal coup by Clive/VL to stand!

It's not only legal but I believe (not sure since I don't have a copy handy) it's in the the 2nd Amendment of the LMBP Constitution...right next to the clause granting Legion World the right to arm the Super pets.

The DMP and the Security Office will consider reinstating Leadership elections...under certain conditions: Lard Lad must be stripped of his eligibilty for election while he is under investigation. Further, he should have sanctions levied to prevent him from attaining Time Trapper status, which he is only 150 votes or less from. Should Lard Lad be a traitor in our midst, his acheiving one or both of those would provide an immeasurable security risk to Legion World.

Are these sanctions acceptable to LMBers at large?

So now you show up? Nothing suspicious about that..... :rolleyes:

<and hardly a 'born again virgin'--never lost it in the first place...trollop>

Well I was launching my new entertainment business silly Clyve.

I'm producing Pay Per View holographic shows of handsome young hunks wrestling in my family's signature vanilla pudding recipe for a chance for an LMB tryout.

You sure that's not on FOX? I think I saw something like that on an Island a couple of seasons back.

But Clive, I don't think any of that disqualifies anybody from elections. C'mon man, Darkseid could run for LMBP leader (if he was a member).

Besides that surely the Newboot gives everybody a clean slate, it's like it never happened.. and Sunboy's mom will never make cookies for us ever again.

*sob*
Cooookkiiieeeessss!!!

I am surprized at you Clive. After I read this bit, I stopped reading for fear of further puerile suggestions.

It is not the policy of Legion World to submit to illegitimate authority. If we didn't do it for Gary Concord or Dark STU, I see no reason to do it for you.

You have no say over whether LW conducts elections or not.

I think Clive may need a visit from a few denizens of the Poltergiest Area. I have a lovely succubus or two in mind.
He'll be singing a new tune in no time.

Hm, well we can't have Lard Lad win--he's practically bonkers insane and stuff! We need a candidate to run against him.

KENT SHAKESPEARE--LEGION WORLD DEMANDS YOU PUBLICLY SERVICE US!

Ah, I've run against Lardy in the past. Been there, done that.

We've had insane leaders before. It adds to the fun! And we all know the Deps do the real work anyway (that's why I want Cleome as his running mate)

I will run mortals!

I will bring a new age of golden prosperity to Legion World under my iron regieme!

There is absolutely nothing "illegitimate" about the authority I wield in this matter. I am an elected LMBP Leader and am exercising legal powers under the authority of that office and of the DMP and with the support of the Security Office. Lard Lad's status and that of the similarly "resurrected" Space Ranger are ongoing security concerns. Neither has been able to conclusively verify their identities. Without sanctions, both could pose a considerable threat to LMBP and Legion World's security.

Lard Lad's name is being bandied about as a popular candidate for our new leader. Plus, he is uncomfortably approaching Time Trapper status and the special priveleges that allows. Space Ranger, if granted his former status, has access to the most Top Secret security secrets vital to Legion World's survival.

If either or both are agents of one of the LMBP's numerous enemies, the consequences would be catastrophic! And what if there are more among us?

Disparage me all you want, but never question my commitment to the safety of our beloved home nor the purity of my intentions!

<I think it's about time I kicked Clive's virgin ass!>

A Virgin Lad? How peculiar! Were you a woman I would make you my concubine! As you are not, you may be my puppet leader.

Wouldn't worry about shenu too much, folks...LMB records indicate he flew the coop very early on during the "Five Faces of Death" affair... :rolleyes:

HA, an unfortunate sideeffect of the Lard-Force you threw my way, oh hefty one.
Rest assured I have overcome that minor inconvience.

Or have you forgotten that you thought me slain?

Oh yes Legionworlders, this LARDLAD you exalt is nothing more than a common murderer. Would you really elect such a beast?

I'm not sure who you are, Shenu. I've heard rumors and alleghations about your role in the affair "Lard Lad" mentions, but the Security Office has nothing solid on you. You claim you were murdered by him? Hmph--seems there's lots of resurrecting going around! It's convenient for "Lardy" that that time is included with the period in which he has "amnesia"...

I will hear any testimony you wish to give.

Aye...I was mearly walking down the street, minding my own business, when that vile beast came up and blasted me with his Lard force, thining to slay me. Even with my automaticlly activate safety teleportation device I barely escaped with my life.
Why it took me this long to recover from my injuries and make a return to LegionWorld.
I tell you, this man MUST NOT LEAD!!!

So...you deny being affiliated with these so-called "Five Faces of Death"? Some reports alledge your responsibility for the zombie attack during that time. Do you deny responsibility?

Well, here's what worries me, Friends: With me and Lardy on the same ticket, it won't be all that balanced from a weight standpoint. Without the backing of the diet industry, can we really count on the airtime necessary to achieve a crucial amount of the public's attention ?

I still like the idea of a woman on the ticket. Maybe Cali's available. She looks pretty trim in her avatar. Or what about Mechana ? She can color like a demon, so they tell me. That's got to be a strong selling point in a tight race.

I fully admit to summoning zombies....however I summoned them to DEFEND LegionWorld. Unfortunitely the citzens of LegionWorld though it was an attack and paniced. Even under my control, the zombies are pretty stupid and when faced with a mob, they defended themseves. It was all a terrible misunderstanding.

By the was I am horriffied that I am even considered to one of these "Five Faces of Death".
A More heinios group of villians have never existed, and I would never be associated with such a group.

Yes...it is largely "Lard Lad"'s testimony that casts you as a villain in the tale. And you know how much I trust his word...

...Shenu, how would you feel about becoming my aide in the DMP?

don't worry shenu, i'll despoil clive.

bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaha


ha ha

HA!


anyways, is it election time already....

DMP? what is this?
An aide? I am used to rule.
However if it will force these TRUE evil doers to sumbit to us, then I SHALL bend my knee.