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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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So, Lardy was a guy and then became a lesbian, but now Hot STU is turning her straight.  I think I may have a headache.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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<thinking>
Shit! I'm really starting to feel like a woman!
It was okay to be a man in a female's body, but now--it's like I'm a woman in a woman's body, and I'm feeling attracted to MEN!!! All those experiences with women I had are stating to fade from my memory--or, worse, seem like icky pr0n I walked in on some perv watching!
This wasn't supposed to happen--I need to find GRL and either have her make me a full-blown lesbian or make me a dude again!!!
<'ports to GRL's thread, but not before flashing her boobs in fear>
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: So, Lardy was a guy and then became a lesbian, but now Hot STU is turning her straight.
I think I may have a headache.Don't forget that both Lardy and STU might also have a mancrush on Hoppy. 
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Bold Flavors
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I remember in the old days when STU would tenderly carress Lardy's boobs--except they were both men then of course.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Lardy's boobs were both men??
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Well, wouldn't it be odd for a man to have two female boobs? Or one male boob and one female boob?
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Is male boobs the same as boobs being men?
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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
Is male boobs the same as boobs being men? <thumbs thru Quis's Gay Manual> According to this, yes! End of discussion! 
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Why do you have Quis's Gay Manual?
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Oh, it's been making the rounds here lately. Kind of an information-sharing thing. Quis is borrowing my copy of the Straight Manual.
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I didn't realize there was actually anything of substance in the Straight Manual.
As far as I can recall, it just says, "Do or do not do what you feel like, until your girlfriend/fiancee/wife gets angry and calls you out on it. Then nod contritely, and try to conform your behavior to what you think she seems to want, until such time that you forget. Repeat."
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Actually, I think someone just tore the cover off a copy of The Kama Sutra, made a crude new cover out of a paper bag and scribbled "Straight Manual" on it!
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Nah, that's in the Man Manual! 
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[yawns and scratches self]
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Central Banker Pick-Up Lines:
Hey Baby I see your bank is running a little dry, wanna come back to my discount window so I can inject some liquidity in ya.
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
Central Banker Pick-Up Lines:
Hey Baby I see your bank is running a little dry, wanna come back to my discount window so I can inject some liquidity in ya. <writes down>
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Try this one the next time you're at your local gas station, Lardy...
Gas Station Attendant Pick-Up Lines:
Hey baby, you want a self-service or a full-service fill-up?
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Originally posted by Stu Rat:
Try this one the next time you're at your local gas station, Lardy...
Gas Station Attendant Pick-Up Lines:
Hey baby, you want a self-service or a full-service fill-up? Sorry, I could use the other one cuz the wife's a bank teller, so using the other would mean I'm cheating! 
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**Purr**
Did your use of that pick-up line lead to the sexual intercourse you mentioned?
**Purr**
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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Nah, savin' it for a rainy day. This was just wunna those rare days when she was hawny!
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Originally posted by LardLad: Sorry, I could use the other one cuz the wife's a bank teller, so using the other would mean I'm cheating! [beavisandbutt-head] Huh huh, huh. Substantial penalties for early withdrawal. [/beavisandbutt-head]
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Originally posted by Stu Rat: Originally posted by LardLad: [b]Sorry, I could use the other one cuz the wife's a bank teller, so using the other would mean I'm cheating! Oh, SNAP!
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So, does your wife ever read over your shoulder while you post on LW? 
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