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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Clive was a Lard Lad Robot. Lard Lad had married Whordru, who had reformed to become Dru the Sorceress. She was killed. Lardy was temproarily killed. When they died the Lard Lad robot became human and took the name Clive, considering himself Lard Lad's son.
Close enough?
Now, Lardy, explain Rockhopper Lad's relationship to Rockhopper Lass (where is she, BTW?  ).Close, but minus some of the convolution, I'm afraid.  Rockhopper Lass is the Earth-4 version of Rockhopper Lad's sister Adelie and a member of E4's Society of Messager Board Posters (SMB). As far as the LMB knows, RhLass is the only survivor of Earth-4. Earth-4's destruction was in fact a ruse orchestrated by E4's version of Rocky, Evil Emperor Pyngwyn, and a galactic power (from the LMB's universe) known as the Dark Oval. Rockhopper Lass is currently infiltrating the Dark Oval in a secret quest for truth, along with some other non-LMB heroes of Legion World known as The Covenant (a thus far incomplete Onevision I'm authoring). Care to expound some more on Clive, Rocky? 
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I'd have to reread several stories to get all those convolutions. I will add that upon his becoming human and Lardy's apparent demise Rockhopper Lad took him in and looked after him, which is how he hooked up with Time Teller Lad.
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Was Tim Clive's first attempt at romance? 
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What is Time Teller Lad's relationship with Rockhopper Lad?
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Lardy: Nope. He attempted to win over Babette when he was still a robot, only to have her refuse him when he became human. He also flirted with Nova Girl, if I recall correctly. Care to expound on Blaine Fey? STU: Rocky has sort of been a mentor to Time Teller Lad. Tim enrolled in the LMB Academy shortly after Rocky joined the LMB. The younger hero impressed the Pyngwyn Prince, who took him under his wing, so to speak.
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Care to expound on Blaine Fey? Blaine was an SMBer who LMBer Rocky met during a crossover and fell in love with. Unfortunately, Blaine died in Rocky's arms during MMB crossover event INVASION! Ironically, our universe's Blaine is Evil Emperor Pyngwyn's lover. Anything else pertinent you can think of about Clive and his convoluted history before becoming human, Rocky?
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Originally posted by Masked STU:
Wow, I missed a lot!! Yes you did, son. 
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Very good! Of course when Rocky first met Blaine, the latter was calling himself Closeted Boy. Rocky helped him come to terms with who he was, at which time he took the name Openly Gay Lad. Hmm. Between Blaine and Clive, maybe Rocky has a heretofore unknown de-closeting power! 
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Hmm. Between Blaine and Clive, maybe Rocky has a heretofore unknown de-closeting power! Look out, Pov!
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Don't forget that when HUGEMANBREASTS was killed in the Omnia tag team, Lardy was able to preserve a portion of his soul, which now resides in Clive (formerly the Lard Lad Robot that was different than the rest because of this very reason)!
Thus, Clive is essentially a 'son' to Lardy, but Hugh (who was like a brother to Lardy) is too!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Don't forget that when HUGEMANBREASTS was killed in the Omnia tag team, Lardy was able to preserve a portion of his soul, which now resides in Clive (formerly the Lard Lad Robot that was different than the rest because of this very reason)!
Thus, Clive is essentially a 'son' to Lardy, but Hugh (who was like a brother to Lardy) is too! Somehow, I bet it's even MORE complicated than that!
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Originally posted by Lard Lad: Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: [b] Hmm. Between Blaine and Clive, maybe Rocky has a heretofore unknown de-closeting power! Maybe it's the LMB Universe version of some of the straight guys on the board developing a mancrush on me.
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Well, I'm glad someone said it 
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Originally posted by Lard Lad: [b] Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: [b] Hmm. Between Blaine and Clive, maybe Rocky has a heretofore unknown de-closeting power! Look out, Pov! [/b] Only some of the straight guys?
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Originally posted by Hot STU: Only some of the straight guys? I always do underestimate myself!
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I think Hoppy has some sort of secret power that emanates from his head. When I touched his smooth cranium with my hand at SDCC, I suddenly felt in thrall to an ancient force beyond my ken!
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His cranium... uh huh, suuuure... :rolleyes:
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I'll never tell.
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What happens if you touch my boobs?
<flashes boobs>
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[touches Lard Lass's boobs]
Hmm... I'm not sure that worked. I'll have to try again.
[touches Lard Lass's boobs]
Huh... Nothing happened...
[touches Lard Lass's boobs]
Maybe I'm doing it wrong?
[touches Lard Lass's boobs]
What if I do it like this?
[touches Lard Lass's boobs]
Or maybe if I just do it... this way...
[touches Lard Lass's boobs]
Let's try that one more time...
[touches Lard Lass's boobs]
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That's enuff, you perv!
<fastens top>
Ow! You bruised them with your icky man-hands!!!
<flashes him again before 'porting away>
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[but not before STU quickly cops two more feels]
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[secretly, (female) heterosexual feelings begin to stir in her from the thoughts of STU's man-hands...]
<flashes boobs in shame of her non-lesbian feelings>
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[tenderly caresses Lard Lass's boobs one more time, while making eye contact for a brief but electric moment, before breaking away and leaving Lard Lass even more adrift in her now increasing non-lesbian feelings]
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