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Does anyone know for certain if Idaho actually exists? I mean, has anyone ever visited it, or is it make-believe like Avalon or Paraguay?
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The MMB is in a deplorable state. Indeed, all of Legion World is. What has happened in the last couple of months? How have things gotten to this sorry stage?
The MMB is filled with unsavory activities that would once have been considered unthinkable in a civilized message board: giggling, flirting... even answering questions with questions. And in my day, it would have been utterly unthinkable to compose a post containing only a single word!
The proliferation of "alts" has also rapidly gotten out of hand... and the so-called "alt's rights" movement seeks to put "alts" on equal legal footing with the common folk of Legion World. Preposterous!
The result of all this moral degeneracy, you ask?
A true Crisis. Fiendish criminals from the Banned-'Em Zone have been allowed to escape and cause havoc. Shadowy figures are running amok, doing who-knows-what damage to the moral fiber. And STU-W -- who had once succumbed to his baser instincts, as chronicled in the "Dark STU Saga" -- appears to have been allowed to revert to those wicked ways once again. How can this have been allowed to happen?
Things must change; things will change. It is time for a new regime -- one that will promote the good of the common Legion Worlder, by any means necessary!
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Legionnaire!
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Did Jim Shooter put you up to this?
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Are you a chicka-mouse?
Yo-d'lay!
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Originally posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus:
Does anyone know for certain if Idaho actually exists? I mean, has anyone ever visited it, or is it make-believe like Avalon or Paraguay? I have a map of Idaho from 1930
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Originally posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus:
The MMB is in a deplorable state. Indeed, all of Legion World is. What has happened in the last couple of months? How have things gotten to this sorry stage?
The MMB is filled with unsavory activities that would once have been considered unthinkable in a civilized message board: giggling, flirting... even answering questions with questions. And in my day, it would have been utterly unthinkable to compose a post containing only a single word!
The proliferation of "alts" has also rapidly gotten out of hand... and the so-called "alt's rights" movement seeks to put "alts" on equal legal footing with the common folk of Legion World. Preposterous!
The result of all this moral degeneracy, you ask?
A true Crisis. Fiendish criminals from the Banned-'Em Zone have been allowed to escape and cause havoc. Shadowy figures are running amok, doing who-knows-what damage to the moral fiber. And STU-W -- who had once succumbed to his baser instincts, as chronicled in the "Dark STU Saga" -- appears to have been allowed to revert to those wicked ways once again. How can this have been allowed to happen?
Things must change; things will change. It is time for a new regime -- one that will promote the good of the common Legion Worlder, by any means necessary! How does this relate to potatoes, flirting with Darkseid, Penguins on Parade, and Cali being hot?
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Apparently, Legatus Ferrous Rodentus finds potatoes immoral.
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Well! I never!!!!!!!
The MBP* will hear about this!
*Maine-Boise Potatoers
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You can't spell "protuberance" without "tuber."
All those eyes... obscene, simply obscene.
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Originally posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus:
You can't spell "protuberance" without "tuber."
All those eyes... obscene, simply obscene. And yet you turn a blind eye to the corrupting influence of asparagus.
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Asparagus is in its legal right to conduct business as always on Legion World.
Potatoes, like tomatoes before them, shall be sentenced to work in the ruby mines outside the city proper. Some hard work shall get some of these Legion Worlf vagrants to start acting like proper citizens again!
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Legion Worlf = werewolves?????????
Or maybe *GASP* werepotatoes
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I thought he meant Legion Worfs--e.g., our Klingon malcontents.
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We seem to be getting very militarized and all moral -minded, just like the real world. Could there be a fracture in our Barrier Against Reality?
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Does the state of the MMB support same-sex marriage?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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The MMB supports marriage and relations of all kinds, between all sexes, races, physical embodiments, animals, vegetables, robots and sentient balls of light.
Except for potatoes. Potatoes are not allowed to marry.
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Who's been punching the Barrier Against Reality? Come on and fess up!
This message has been brought to you by Marriage Equality for Potatoes (MEP)
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What in the world is happening on Legion World lately?
Its as if chaos is spilling into the streets! I haven't been able to speak to Cobie in days! All he does is speak with one of those StuRats, and with Hrun.
Now potatoes are losing their rights, the Security Office is in shambles, and even Clive and Time Teller Lad are reaching new levels of aggression. And I still don't trust Lard Lad.
What is to be done?
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First thing is to not panic. I found that no matter how bad things get, everything works out in the end.
Second, let's see if everyone can get together for a boxed lunch social.
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does the boxed lunch include a twice baked potato? I love those!
<splash>
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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I love boxed lunch socials! I'll bring the fried chicken, macaroni salad, and lemonade.
Oh, by the way, boxed lunch socials are forbidden under imperial Legion World law III.C (criminalizing unnecessary displays of frivolity when in a state of war). You're all under arrest!
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You stupid humans! Doesn't anyone see what's going on?
Using the pretense of a "Crisis," this Cobaltus and Legatus have had their way with these boards, cracking down on "immorality" while themselves carrying on in the very epitome of a decadent, extravagant lifestyle. What a farce!
In fact, it wouldn't surprise me at all if they were the ones who let those Banned-'Em Zone villains free, or put that dastardly cookbook where STU-W was sure to find it.
It's all a ruse -- a set-up! Open your eyes, humans!
The emperor has no clothes!
THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLO--
** MMMmfmmfhhhhh! **
[There is the sound of muffled squeaking, then silence. Where Rody once stood, there are only a few stray hairs and a bit of irradiated green cheese (his only known weakness).]
[Rodent-English translations provided courtesy of telepathic earplugs.]
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Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:
You stupid humans! Doesn't anyone see what's going on?
technically, I am only half human ... so half of me says "@*&%$ off!"
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Originally posted by SharkLad:
does the boxed lunch include a twice baked potato? I love those!
<splash> I'll be sure to include one in your boxed lunch.
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Originally posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus:
I love boxed lunch socials! I'll bring the fried chicken, macaroni salad, and lemonade.
Oh, by the way, boxed lunch socials are forbidden under imperial Legion World law III.C (criminalizing unnecessary displays of frivolity when in a state of war). You're all under arrest! Frivolity??? That would be a taffy pull. Boxed lunch socials are a gay affair to be sure, but never frivolous.
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