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I've borrowed those same boxer shorts from Quis! (Who knew Blaze looked so much like Laurie Metcalf?)
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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I'm going to divorce Blaze for not telling me his face is on boxer shorts.
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But I shall have to make sure he doesn't find out I've been doubling as an ass model for jeans.
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I know where you can hide your assets.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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I wish I could work more than five days a week...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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I recently sent Shark Lad my resume, in hopes of getting a full-time gig as his live-in pool cleaner.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Also, I just purchased total rights to this website from Nightcrawler for $17.36 and a box of Peter Allen 8-tracks. For my first act as Supreme Dictator of the LMB, I hereby declare that this thread will heretofore be known as the "Pies! All Pies!" thread. And here's a picture of some pies: ![[Linked Image]](http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8004/7140973265_d6542d8d42.jpg) Angel Food, 1954 by alsis35 , on Flickr
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Yesterday, Paul Levitz told me during our weekly phone conversation that the only pie worth eating is Rum-Raisin Custard Pie. Naturally I was horrified, and immediately broke off our friendship. (I mean, you think you know a guy, and then out of the blue...) 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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There is a secret cabal that runs the world. It is not the Illuminati or the freemasons. You know this group by their public name - The Girl Scouts.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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I find fifty year old pop stars dressing like twenty year old hookers to be a turn on and will follow them all over the web.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Rickshaw1, That's not Madonna. it's me.
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Naw, you don't look that skanky.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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I'm so desperate for income this year that I'm custom-sewing rickshaw1 a Girl Scout costume for Halloween. But I'm taking in my old Zap Brannigan costume and selling it to Quis for, er, half off. 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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The Girl Scouts are lacing their cookies with toxic refined mind-altering drugs. Beware.
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The Girl Scouts are lacing their cookies with toxic refined mind-altering drugs. Beware.
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My Artist Rep signed me a sweet deal this weekend at the mansion of a billionaire art dealer.
This will be my final post on Legion World, as I'll be far too affluent and important come Monday to be seen in such a low-class establishment. Toodles!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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I have hacked into all your accounts and used the information to steal exactly $24.70 from each of your bank accounts.
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It's okay, IB. All I had in there was play money...it was from monopoly.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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But I already used it to buy a new house. Uhoh.
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IB pulled his scam successfully because he purchased his new home in Canada. Everyone knows that Canadians aren't really very bright.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Plus, Canadians don't use real money.
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Blaze and I are moving in next week. Everyone's invited to the party.
PS, if you're low on funds just bring paper money and glue a mapleleaf to your passport.
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