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mr_cleome married me because of my hairy chest.
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I demand that all my girlfriends have hairy chests and legs.
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I love hairy underarms on a woman.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Everyone always tells me how fatalistic and cynical I am.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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I've just begun a brand new thread. It's called: "101 Cynical Things I Heard Yesterday From Rockhopper Lad."
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I hate my cat. She's no fun!
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My leg just turned green a couple of hours ago.
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<span style="font-size: 17px;"> Mine did, too!</span> 
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I am not slowly eating all the Halloween candy I bought to give out to the kids. 
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Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck have come out of the closet and plan on marrying each other at the Occupy Wall Street protest.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Canada has decided to boycott winter this year and so will be experiencing another summer season instead from Nov 2011 - Mar 2012.
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I was disgusted yesterday with the service I got at Radio Shack. I would never recommend their nearest store to anyone who wants a positive shopping experience.
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck have come out of the closet and plan on marrying each other at the Occupy Wall Street protest. After all these years, Quislet, Esq. is still failing to bring in the laughs!
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Due to the economy I have had to let 50 of my comedy writers go. I hope I can survive with 213 comedy writers.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Leader
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My favorite memento from my days as a child star is the Honorary Beanie Baby-Oscar I was awarded for my performance in Little Mister Tappenhoofer.
(And, yes, it's true that the scene in which I tap atop Billy Joel's piano is ranked as one of the Top Ten Movie Movements As Chosen By Reader's Digest Readers)
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2,470 shirts in my closest and I couldn't pick a thing to wear!
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My wife does not own more shoes than 10 women put together!
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Chores are all done! w00t!
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Finally completed that Mortal Kombat commission today
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They are remaking George Cukor's classic "The Women" with an all drag cast. It will feature Adam Sandler, Wesley Snipes, Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman, and Milton Berle back from the grave.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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I am not just about to go see Breaking Dawn, Part 1 with my wife right now.
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I think an all-female version of The Magnificent Seven, starring Kathleen Turner, Halle Berry, Madeline Stowe, Jill Clayburgh, Nicole Kidman, Margaret Cho, and Annette O'Toole would so not be worth seeing!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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I would not go see that movie mentioned above if it came out!
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The most gay positive movie of all time is "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry".
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I definitely could not have used another two hours of sleep this morning!
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