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Paulie Shore is the single most underrated actor of this or any generation, ever!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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I really love King of the Hill, the tv show.
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Few people realize that King of the Hill is actually a documentary.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Richard Simmons has just been cast as the lead in the upcoming "King Of The Hill" live action movie.
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Richard Simmons has his own hair.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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I love it when 3 employees (all from the same department) call in sick on the same day. There goes my day off!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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The career counselor and I both agree that I'm management material, all the way, Baby!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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strange but not a stranger
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Yellow snow is loaded with vitamins C & P
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Vitamin P is very important, because it prevents bananabanana.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Standing outside, naked, in below 0 degree weather for approximately 18 minutes prolongs your life by 10 years.
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I am a right-wing conservative nut.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Lindsay Lohan is my favorite singer
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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strange but not a stranger
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I've got a brand new pair of roller skaes. You have a brand new key.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
I am a right-wing conservative nut. I am not at all tempted to turn this into a jest.
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My cat is such a dull. mindless pet.
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Originally posted by future king:
My cat is such a dull. mindless pet. Mine too!
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The above posts confirm my bias that cats are useless pets.
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strange but not a stranger
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Natives of Greenland worship Tony Randall as a god.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Matt Bomer from White Collar is the least sexy person on Earth.
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I not only know who Matt Bomer is, but I also know what White Collar is.
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Every morning I go out to my backyard where I pick my own, home-grown coffee beans. I then grind them up myself and brew them into delicious coffee which I then share with my wife. 
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I am Juan Valdez, hugh thoughtless man...stealing food from the mouths of my cousins in columbia growing your own beans, processing them, enjoying them... I hooooupe you are HAPPY!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Thanks JV. Want a cup of fresh coffee? 
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