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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
I am such a space hussy! Yeah, I've heard that about you from all the other posters.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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I wish it were snowing here right now!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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I just LOVE cleaning and shovelling snow off my car and the driveway at 7:30 in the morning when I'm rushing to leave for work.
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Time Trapper
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I feel pretty. Oh so pretty.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Wanderer
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My neighbour's dog is smarter than most people I know.
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Time Trapper
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I am suave, cool, and debonair.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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strange but not a stranger
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I have it on good authority that rickshaw1 is really rickshaw2.
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Time Trapper
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Lies, All Lies! I'm actually Napolean the First! No,I am! No, I'm Napolean!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Leader
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^ Zat Napoleon iz ...how you say? ... AN IMPOSTOR! I am ze REAL NAPOLEON BONAPARTE!
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strange but not a stranger
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Ah! you're all crazy. Now excuse me while I go write the Declaration of Independence.
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Leader
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I zold Louisiana to ^ zat man.
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clickety clack snickety snack, Johnny appleseed wants his snack....
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Trap Timer
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I believe Ram Boy, because he's actually speaking with a French accent, or, as we call it these days, a Freedom accent.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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That whole "freedom fries" thing was a great idea. We should also call sauerkraut "liberty cabbage".
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Fries aren't fattening, and Napoleon pastries aren't, either. ![[Linked Image]](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/239/462016150_cb88b486c6.jpg) Not that it matters to me anyway, because I hate to eat.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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I absolutely love anything with strawberries in it!
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Strawberries derive their name from the fact that kings of yore had long decreed that berries could only be consumed by sucking them through a straw. It was a difficult, time consuming procedure, and many a peasant passed out before they could accomplish it.
The law was abolished in 1145 by King Beauregard the Sensible.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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King Beauregard the Sensible reigned over Lithuania, Latvia, Lesotho, Liberia, Lebanon, Lisbon, Louisiana, Louisville, Long Beach, Las Vegas, Laredo, Lubbock and Ljubljana.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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"Long Island Iced Tea" was invented by...
<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">Steve Allen!</span></span>
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Trap Timer
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Steve Allen was a direct descendant of King Beauregard the Sensible.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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It was from King Beauregard the Sensible that Steve Allen inherited the breadbox that served as his frame of reference for the size of objects.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Trap Timer
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If we were on Facebook, I definitely wouldn't like the above comment.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I am very glad that so few people appreciate the genius of Steve Allen, John Daly, Arlene Francis, Dorothy Kilgallen and Bennet Cerf. What's My Line was so overrated!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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strange but not a stranger
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Paulie Shore gave a tour de force performance as Don Corleone in the Godfather.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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