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Alternate slogan:
The road is ROCKY! With FLAVOR!!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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I know why birds are dying everywhere..... God must really be enjoying the "Angry Birds" game.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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I just tried my first dish of Rocky Brand Sorbet (Walnut Crunch Muffin), and I must say it was really delicious and flavorful.
It was also extremely loud.
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strange but not a stranger
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Rick Dees made $1.5 million for his song Disco Duck . However he blew it all when he responded to a Mr. John Ngumba from Nigeria who had a business proposition.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Dang it how come Ram got his Rocky Brand Sorbet before I got mine? Heads will roll for this!!!
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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Breaking News!!! They cancelled creating sorbert ice cream everywhere! 
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"Disco Duck" is actually a metaphor for sorbet.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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The way William Shatner sings "Mr. Tamborine Man" is the definitive version of the song.
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Next up for Shatner is his interpretation of "Disco Duck"!
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Shatner will be performing while wearing one of Elton John's vintage costumes from the 1970s.
Cher and Tom Petty will be singing back-up. Also dressed as ducks.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Shatner starts up his own reality show featuring on point, classic, disco dancing.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I do so love reality shows!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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future king and I are starring in our own reality show this fall on CBS. It'll be called, So You Really Think You Can Sing And Dance Like Shatner?
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I shall be one of the celebrity judges on that show. Celebrities will come on the show and I shall judge them.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Rockhopper's new salary in his capacity as judge will be in the high six figures. I was able to arrange this thanks to my lucrative new career stealing human organs and reselling them on the black market overseas.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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cleome's human organs received a very high rating in the latest issue of Consumer Reports (February '11 - "The Freshness Factor: What You Should Know Before Buying That New Liver"). Her pancreases and spleens were especially praised.
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Originally posted by cleome:
future king and I are starring in our own reality show this fall on CBS. It'll be called, So You Really Think You Can Sing And Dance Like Shatner? I've already signed all of my necessary paperwork with the network executives. A couple of your signatures are required as well. We're "green lit" for a fall 2011 premiere.
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I am now a majority shareholder in Monsanto. Food is now safe to eat again. Really.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Nobody's Alt But Mine
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<font face="chalkboard"><span style="font-size: 14px;">I am not wondering which icon Kent Shakespeare will choose next.</font f></span> 
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The live action Legion movie has been green-lit. Playing Lightning Lad is Keanu Reeves. Paris Hilton will be Saturn Girl. Cosmic Boy will be played by Sylvester Stallone. Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino has agreed to be Brainiac 5.
The villain will be the Omen and the Prophet.
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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When an actor's profile on Internet Movie Database lists no spouse or any clue of a personal life, I never assume that said actor is gay.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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I am NOT in favor of any manned spaceflights, until the Vulcans come and show us how it's done.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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Originally posted by future king: Originally posted by cleome:
[b] future king and I are starring in our own reality show this fall on CBS. It'll be called, So You Really Think You Can Sing And Dance Like Shatner? I'll be over to sign as soon as I complete the crash diet that the network helpfully arranged for me. Not to worry! The staff physician assures me that six weeks of nothing but mineral water, saltines, and a "cleansing regimen" involving capsules filled with tapeworms is a perfectly safe way to achieve that perfect "Size 0" figure!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Cleome, That staff physician is a quack! You do realize these days everyone in Hollywood is on the "Ron Karr" diet.
FDA Approved "Unstable Atkin Molecule Waffers" and "Radioactive Acutrim Pasta" With 8 glasses of Acciberry Water" daily for a guaranteed size -5 or less.
Good Luck.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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