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Ah, well. I appreciate the thought, Semi.

Here's one of my favoritest Transformers of all time. I was going to profile him last of the original minicars, but I can't wait!

22. Brawn



Function: Demolitions

Brawn is tough. What he likes best is to scale a sheer cliff while enemy artillery fire is exploding all around him. Or to be in the thick of battle with virtually no hope of victory. Because he'll find a way to pull it out. He is one of the Autobots most willing to dedicate himself to the war with the Decepticons and to complete missions, no matter the personal and physical cost. He is both a drill sergeant and a cheerleader for the rest of the Autobots. His bravado, machismo, and cheer are infectious. Though his physical attributes are prodigious, it is his courage and hard-hitting, jovial personality which make him irreplaceable. Though a bit contemptuous of those Autobots who don't see a lot of combat, once he is impressed by a show of true courage, he becomes the most loyal of friends to any Autobot.

Brawn is the second strongest of the original Autobot team, next to Prime. Only Prime and some of the Dinobots have more physical strength. Brawn also has superior armor and endurance, and in vehicle mode, he is among the most rugged of the Autobots. He is indispensable on special missions that require a huge amount of strength and endurance. Unfortunately, his firepower is but a small fraction of his strength. Of course, in close combat, he generally just relies on his brawling. Few do it better. In the heat of battle, he posesses a cheerful, courageous zest which few Transformers can match. Brawn is always there to push, cheer, motivate, and sometimes even shame his Autobot teammates to victory.

KP, sorry to bother you but have you seen Vee? We can't seem to find him anywhere! Something else else weird is going on!

Wow, where is everybody? I guess I beat them here. <Semi remembers that he accidentaly used his as yet undisclosed additional power to reach Kid Prime's room. That explains how he got here first. Nobody could keep up with that>

Oh well, as long as I'm here I'll just straighten up for KP a bit and open the wine for them. Maybe I'll fix a pitcher of Margaritas for them too while I'm at it.

Ta da da da, what a busy little beaver I am.....

There you are! I was just about to kiss your pretty little lips and you faded! And how'd you get here so fast? You've already got a pitcher of Margarita's ready.

Hey guys! Group hug!

<Pours himself a margarita>

Hey KP! Pour one for me too, if you would please?

Hey, you guys jump around more than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

Nice of you to invite us over KP. Can we play with your toys?

Sure!

Why don't you slip out of that shirt? You've had a rough week in the buffer zone, and I have some nice massage oil right here... we need to get you to relax!

Feel free, Semi! I have Brawn profiled just a few posts above you, and while you may have to search fo rhte others, they're around! Can I fix you a drink?

Peels off his shirt...
Okay so who wants to fill me in. It seems this place has turned into Bizarro Legion World!

<finds it difficult when looking at Vee's pecs, but uses superior powers of concentration and shuts his eyes. Semi recounts the long and twisted tale - only excerpts of which are provided here for brevity's sake>

I only know what I've seen go on at SHAKES. It started when I opened up yesterday and found Icefyre crumpled on the floor. He had a note in his hand. Before I read the note, I tried to revive Icey by having him sniff a bottle of poppers that Enema Wazzo had left. Like her, they were stale, and only partially revived him.

At that point, Space Ranger entered and assumed that I had attacked Icey. Icefire awakened a bit, saw the ranger, and terrified, threw the bottle at him. The ranger fired, destroying my triple marine varnished antique swinging saloon doors.

I used my inivisibility powers to hide myself and Icey and then carried Icey to the Academy infirmary, where I left him.


Let me catch my breath ......

sure. Have some Gerolsteiner.

Then it all just gets confusing. I'd have to check the logs. But all I remember is that I was really pissed about the doors and had words with the ranger about his insurance coverage. So then I left and went to the hardware store to get some things to fix the doors and to play with the power tools.

When I got back to SHAKES, there were all sorts of people there. Then I noticed a hole in the ceiling. I learned later that Superboymddjr had throw a hissy fit when no one would give him a banana ... daquiri, that is. Not content to leave by the front door like every one else, he UP UP and AWAYed, right through the frigging ceiling.

Now don't get me started on pussy Lash.

Oh, I'll handle this part. <Starts rubbing Varalent's back>

Okay, so MLLASH went out dancing last night, and got himself in some sort of 8-man orgy. (Moral of story: Safe sex, kids!!!) Anyway, it seems one fo the guys involved was actually a girl infected with gender-reversal space-germs. Anyway, next thing Lash knew, he was looking down at a spectacular rack where his pec muscles once were, and a nice vaginal opening where lil' Lash once grew to manly proportions! He actually enjoyed it for awhile, using the experience for some exploration and comical bodily-function mishaps, but lately, it seems that the gender-reversal has begun to affect his brain, turning him into a TRUE female, body and soul! He's started making spinach dips and brownies and stuff!

We MUST save him!

<Continues rubbing Varalent's back, kneading his shoulder muscles>

Oh <yawn> My, that's <yawn> terrible!

Do you think we could wait to save him until next weekend. We could have a party this weekend, and Lash Lass could cater it. .. Just a thought. Yeah, I know, I'm being selfish ... but bean dip??

You getting sleepy, big guy?

Ummmmmm! <yawn> beeannn dipzzzz.....

Huh! Oh god, KP, your massage is soo relaxing! But listen, while I dozed off, I had a quickie dream. And guess what, I dreamt that Stu was fondling Lash's boobies SO much that they...BURST!

*BANG* *BANG*

Like that!

HAve you ever shown evidence of precognitive powers before? Do you think it could have been a vision?

<Sits Varalent up, still kneading his shoulders>

<knock knock>

I seem to be back on Legion World. Have I missed anything?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:
<knock knock>

I seem to be back on Legion World. Have I missed anything?

nah, nothing much really, hows you Danny?