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Perhaps he can run as your Deputy...?
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Actually, I've hired him as my own personnal errand-runner. Basically, his job will be to go to Touston and Greg Evignan Island and egg EDE's car. I just have to get him to stop trying to eat the eggs...
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Did you hear that, Cobalt Kid publicly endorsed hiring homeless addicts to work in make work projects of questionable legality when he's just a candidate.
Imagine what that tax-and-spend liberal will do with our tax money after he's elected.
[This slanderous diatribe is in no way an endorsment of any candidate. This message paid for by Frustrated Male Evil Geniuses for promiscuous female candidates.]
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says the Canadian. heh-heh.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Sure Crujeckie! Just tell them to work around Crazy Mo over there. At first his rampant cursing at thin air annoyed me, but I've grown accustomed to him. For the last time, QUIT CALLING ME CRAZY MO!!!
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Originally posted by Disaster Boy: <spray paints Frio>
ooops my bad!  Ooh, when I exact my revenger it'll be bad for you, all right! Er, I mean... Ah, screw it. I'm off to clean up, then it's back to the campaign.
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Originally posted by Disaster Boy: Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
[b]Sure Crujeckie! Just tell them to work around Crazy Mo over there. At first his rampant cursing at thin air annoyed me, but I've grown accustomed to him.  
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Cobie dear, I'm thinking that you should move your campaign headquarters to some other alley. I don't know that I approve of your behavior in the EG Supper Club...
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Buggrit! Millineum hand and shrimp! I TOLD EM I TOLD EM!
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ahem. sorry about that.
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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But Crujeckie, in this dark alley we can do the whole noir make-out thing!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
I hereby declare that the only reason I'm running is to please my already inflated ego and I offer nothing to the LMB and Legion World other than looking at my handsome features! AT LAST!!! An Honest Candidate! [well... except for the handsome features part]
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Ohmygod! Like am I old enough to vote?
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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Only in Florida.
Although if you were dead, you could vote in Chicago.
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If you walk on four legs and answered to fluffy you could vote in Chicago. As long as you were registered with the Mayor's party.
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If elected LMB leader, I promise to change the moniker to something more historical, like 'LMB Imperator' or 'Dominus'.
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So, are you elected YET!?
(taps fingers)
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Why would we elect him Yeti?
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Well, you haven't seen him when he wakes up in the morning, Miner...
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....and I'd prefer to keep it that way.
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I'm considering making you some type of high ranking official if I win Miner. I think a bug going through alcohol withdrawl wielding a giant lightning whip with full mastery over ordinary humans would be the type of government I'd want to be remembered for in Legion lore. I'll take care of the lightning whip too.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
I'm considering making you some type of high ranking official if I win Miner. I think a bug going through alcohol withdrawl wielding a giant lightning whip with full mastery over ordinary humans would be the type of government I'd want to be remembered for in Legion lore. I'll take care of the lightning whip too.and that image alone will convince the rest of us we're going through the DTs.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
I'm considering making you some type of high ranking official if I win Miner. I think a bug going through alcohol withdrawl wielding a giant lightning whip with full mastery over ordinary humans would be the type of government I'd want to be remembered for in Legion lore. I'll take care of the lightning whip too. You couldn't have told me all this *before* the election?
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I'll assume that means you'll gladly take the job!
Just think of the potential Cobalt era: no mind-tampering/memory altering, no super-villains busting out of prisons to get revenge. Why? Because we'll just hurl them into the sun Mearl Dox-style!
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
and that image alone will convince the rest of us we're going through the DTs. Since that would require giving up alcohol, no image will ever convince me I'm going through DTs.
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And since all non-alcoholic beverages will be banned in LMB HQ's once I'm elected, I'll ensure no one ever has the DTs!
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