Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Cobalt Kid's Campaign Alley behind The Evil Genius Supper Club!

Quick! We don't have much time! Steal as much of the Evil Genius Supper Club's booze and make off into the woods!

Oh yeah, I promise lots of stuff if I win, but we really gotta get this booze out of here quick!.

I mean it--lots of changes! Liberty and all that jazz, but help me get this out of here. Kick those vagabonds out of the way if you need to!

Please, voters, don't vote for this glory-grabbing neanderthal! No matter what happens, he can never promise you his undivided attention---he never has given it to Legion World! I mean: how is he even on Legion World right now? Isn't he on some super-secret deep-space mission? What is this, a hologram he's using to be in two places at once?!? Is that the kind of commitment we need, right now?

In his case, yes.

Whatever! His TITS can't compare to mine, though!

oh no, Cobie's running?!? i'm not here for support I just like to hang out in dark alleys.

hmmm if i were still a villain, i would vote for cobie.

I hereby declare that the only reason I'm running is to please my already inflated ego and I offer nothing to the LMB and Legion World other than looking at my handsome features!

You can help me spray paint these walls with non-sensical phrases!

I'm here because someone froze the locks to all the men's bathrooms in the Club and Cali didn't want to melt them.

Man that beer is so full of water we'd make a fortune by serving beer for free and charging to use the bathrooms.

Anything that can make us a quick buck sounds good to me Tamper! As a potential leader, I must begin focusing on maximizing the profits here on Legion World!

But why would anyone pay to use our toilet when they could just step out and use the Alley Behind just like in today's Men's room out of order crisis.

Cobalt Kid has the full support of the Royal Family of Psyonia. And we are more than willing to finance the refreshments for his campaign headquarters

Cobie's running?!? But I thought I knew who I was voting for already! Now I gotta reevaluate.

I just had a GREAT idea! If I'm elected leader, I'll personally spend hours in the cartoon forum interacting with all the new posters constantly! That will be good for everyone right?

I mean, you know what I'm saying right? Real good? No one? You don't think they'll get scared off or something do you? Or want to kill me (again)?

Er, I'm just going to spray-paint these vagabonds and drink moonshine over here...

I think it would be great for everyone.

Everyone not in the cartoon forum at the time, anyway.

Oh no! I'm a moderater there! Cobie must not be elected!! We cannot stand for his kind of shenanigans!!

Also, Tamper darling, you know I was only kidding. Come back inside before Frio gets the wrong idea...

But I don't need to use the bathroom anymore. Pssst Don't drink the punch.

That's not punch.

Oh, ew!! I'm so out of here!

cobie, you've got my vote ... I love shenanigans!

Cobie for Prez! He wears a fez!

See if I go swimming with you now!

<spray paints Frio>


ooops my bad!

I humbly invite all other candidates to sit with me behind the dumpster and ingest these new mushrooms Dr. Mayavale gave me!

Cobie dear, do you mind if I have my decorators come in to see what they can do with this alley? I want to support you by hanging around your campaign headquarters, but I'm not accustomed to sitting on old crates and using garbage cans for tables.

Sure Crujeckie! Just tell them to work around Crazy Mo over there. At first his rampant cursing at thin air annoyed me, but I've grown accustomed to him.