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Don't forget to loosen his sock garters, Mr Brainiac! They may be impeding his circulation!

Mr. Ram Boy! How good of you to assist us. Would you assist me in awakening Mr. Quislet?

[thinks to self, while dusting and straightening in the parlor:]

Ah, he seems to be breathing a tad more easily now! What with Mr. Brainiac and Mr. Ram Boy staying so close upon the sopha! Judging from everyone's rosy cheeks, it must have been quite the tumultuous evening, though! Heavens!

I'll just cover them up with this swansdown throw, and leave the snifter close at hand should they need any liquid courage upon awakening!

One does enjoy the robust attentions of the stronger sex, and yet I can't help but wondering when Miss Cramer and Miss Fanfic might favor us with a visit once again... I had best make sure that the guest rooms are stocked with enough iris-bedecked fans and lavender sachets, just in case...

My dear Mr. Fellow, none shall look at you askance. I daresay we all agree you add quite splendidly to the scenery.

Ms. Cleome, I must say I do appreciate your thoughtfulness. We had quite a nice nap on the sopha. I must thank you with some homemade pasta, I do hope you find the sauce's flavor is delicate enough?

Would the gracious host be kind enough to indulge us with her presence for an afternoon tea?

Please allow me to bring some petit fours. Cook has a scrumptious new recipe incorporating Aunt Ida's Special Lemonade.

My, what a marvelous idea. I have just the perfect casserole to go along with your delightful contribution, Mr. Quislet.

Mr. Blaze, would you be so kind as to help me in the kitchen?

That would be such an honor, Mr. IB.

Would you find it too much if I request your assistance in removing my vest as I get ready to help you in the kitchen?

Mr. I.B., thank you kindly. The pasta was delightful. You must share the recipe with my dear Molly, for future social events, please!

Gentlemen, I have arranged for us to have tea on the veranda, where we might enjoy the first of the late spring roses.

Do join me when you are through upstairs with your games of vests, paddles and other manly pursuits, if you like. I am attired in a new tea gown of mauve, with ecru lace. Also, dear Molly has outdone herself on the tea sandwiches. Miss Cramer has, in addition, sent over some divine strawberry tarts.

My dear Miss Cleome, it would be my pleasure to not only share said recipe with Miss Molly. I shall demonstrate to her how to prepare it!

My goodness, but we must invite dear Miss Cramer over to our delightful little tea party. and may I say your tea gown looks simply marevelous!

And do pardon the sweat. Assisting Mr. Blaze with his vest was surprisingly tiring.

My, my. What ever has happened to all the pleasant flirting?

Fear not, Mr. Brainiac. All shall be restored. Would you care to sit with me on the sopha?

oh dear

Ah, Mr. Power, so pleased you could drop in. Care for a spot of Aunt Ida's Special Lemonade? It will make you feel invigorated and fortify you for other activities later.

Oh dear Mr. Rockhopper, I may have inadvertently poured some of Aunt Ida's Special Lemonade into the pitcher containing Aunt Ida's Iced Tea! Dear, dear, how very careless of me.

Oh, think nothing of it, dear fellow. If you should care to make reparations, I'm quite certain I can think of a few things you could do.

Oh, do tell me! I am most sorry for my clumsiness and shall endeavor to repay you in any way possible.

Oh dear, this thread has become quite quiet.

Ibby, my good man, you are looking quite dapper this evening.

Perhaps it is time for it to be moderately less quiet, Mr. Brainiac. Sit here by me on the sopha and I'll have my man fetch us some of Aunt Ida's Special Lemonade.

How delightful Sir Rockhopper. You certainly know how to entertain a man.

My dear Mr. Nostalgia, have you ever tried Aunt Ida's lemonade? It is quite a treat!

This lemonade is simply delightful, old chap. Could I have another?

How kind of you to say so, Mr. Nostalgia. please, do have as many as you would like.

Would you care for some homemade cucumber sandwiches?

Don't mind if I do, Mr. Brainiac. I must say I love what you've done with the place.