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Yes, a tumbler of Aunt Ida's special lemonade, with a touch of Akavit would be just dandy. You are too kind, Mr. Quislet.
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*Strolls along the street, periodically twirlling my umbrella cane. Occassionally sniffing my boutonniere. Smiling at the passers-by. *
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Thank goodness for you Quis, old chap. It's so heartening to see a familiar and welcome face on this cobblestone street. May I join you in your stroll?
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Certainly, my good fellow. I was headed for the park. I heard that some fine flirting occurs there.
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I shan't be much interested in flirting today, sir. Heavy weighs the responsibility of legal advocacy upon my shoulders. Could I another profession pursue, I should leap at the opportunity with scant a forethought.
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Straight to the park with you. You need the break. I'll keep my eye out for a suitable candidate for flirting and push you in that direction.
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my... flirting, isn't that a way to try and alleviate onanism?
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Mr. Pariscub,
I wouldn't know about such disreputible practices as onanism.
But I must say that is a very fetching kilt you have on today.
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(The scullary maid talking to the downstairs maid) ...And then I hears the Master say'n to the Mrs., says he if Miss Emma don't stop manipulating her uvula in public they gonna lock her up in a convent.....
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Originally posted by Saturn Girl: (The scullary maid talking to the downstairs maid) ...And then I hears the Master say'n to the Mrs., says he if Miss Emma don't stop manipulating her uvula in public they gonna lock her up in a convent..... CAROLINE!!!!! I will not have you standing in the hallway gossiping. Come into my study and tell me what you have heard.
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Pardon my intrusion, but I was wondering if Mr. Lad Boy and Mr. Semi Transparent Fellow would like to join me for a stroll around the arboretum
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It would be my pleasure to join the two of you in an exploration of the large wood specimens there.
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Mr. Quislet, Esquire, I do much admire your exotic flora. Perchance shall we glimpse your much fabled fauna thereamong?
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Mr. Fellow, Anything is possible.
I have brought along a large blanket to spread upon the ground in case we need it for an impromptu picnic. It would not do to sit in the grass and have twigs or other debris soil our clothing.
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Perhaps we could rest on the blanket and watch Mr. Lad Boy search for pennies.
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Capital Idea! I haven't watched a young lad search for pennies in a long time.
Mr. Lad Boy, be careful that you don't get grass stains on your trousers.
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Um, Mr. Quislet, Mr. Lad Boy is not wearing trousers. He's wearing short pants - tight ones, in fact, made of some interesting stretch fabric in particularly bold colours.
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OH! My mistake! They are rather form fitting, aren't they? One must be careful that they don't show off too much of one's.... attributes.
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Perhaps it's modesty that keeps him bent over like that.
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Mister Fellow, Goodman Quislet! So nice to see the two of you out and about today. Taking in the scenery, enjoying the lay of the land are you?
Just spouting off.
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Yes we are Mr. Taylor. And a Good Afternoon to you. Would you care to join us? I have some of my Aunt Ida's Special Lemonade.
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Why thank you, Goodman Quislet. I would like very much to join you and enjoy your company. And lemonade, my favourite beverage! I do so like a good tart drink.
Just spouting off.
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Be careful with Aunt Ida's Special Lemonade, Mr. Taylor. It's been know to cause one to swoon.
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I appreciate the concern, my good Fellow. Does our good barrister not realize how potent his offering is? Surely he knows of all the swooning he causes...
Just spouting off.
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I am on hand to catch anyone who swoons. I also have some smelling salts to help revive the person if rubbing their wrists and a wet handkerchief to the forehead does not work.
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