Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board April 2011 Election Debate Thread

It would be a waste. Said fish would better serve the public good in the form of sushi, gefilte fish or on the menu at your local Red Lobster, depending on one's inclinations.

Oh, and as far as bribes go, I believe what I have to offer can't be measured in credits.

Candidates

How can I measure what you are offering?

Ok, but is IT still measurable or is it off the scale?

Any way to can, and some things need to be measured in feet.

Off the scale, it never runs out.

I think megaparsecs would be the best measure.

Please see my answer to Faraway's question above.

Candidates:

A cruiser leaves Legion World traveling at half the speed of light for 31 parsecs, while a second cruiser, departing a half an hour later, travels at one third the speed of light for half the distance. A third departs at the same time as the second, traveling in the opposite direction, but has a stopover at Nullport for one hour before continuing on for two times the distance of the first, but only at half the speed of the second. A fourth is delayed for repairs, departing two hours behind schedule, but offers the passengers a voucher for future travel, and a complimentary breakfast. My question is, what do you plan on doing about the trending depopulation of Legion World?

Candidates, My son will be turning six this year. I am in need of people to dress as clowns and be physically pummeled, drink to excess and pass out while in said clown outfit, and then tossed into the canal out behind where my folks live. There will be little money involved, and pictures will be taken of you for internet humiliation purposes.

First one to volunteer not only gets my vote, but a freeopen bottle of beerused.

Whom will it be?

I volunteer my worthy opponent.

Tax incentive.

Having two kids myself, this actually sound relaxing. I'm in.

Which of the candidates has a platform closest to Plato's Republic. I'm voting for that.

Jeepers! Why haven't any serious candidates, like Thora, Mayavale, or Giant Robotic Lesbian declared their candidacies?

Legion Worlders,

I have nothing to hide. I was, in my foolish youth, associated with the radical feminist fringe on the planet Amotseme. I then spent several disollute years partying like there was no tomorrow in the Voiiach system, until I got my head together and went back to school for my degree in Psychotronics. Since then, I have worked tirelessly to bring a smile to the faces of anyone who needs an escape from mundane reality.

The image below does indeed turn me on...



...because, again, I have nothing to hide. I am, to use the term coined by the great Sophie B. Hawkins, omnisexual and proud. And so I vow to uphold the egalitarian standards of Legion World while maintaining its GLBTQ-friendliness.

Now, on to weightier topics, such as...

Olives -- au naturale for me.

Stone Age -- did you know that the great voice actor John Stephenson has played Mr. Slate for 50 years?

Canada -- It may have given us Shania Twain, but it also gave us Joni Mitchell.

Plato -- You say Plato, I say Aristotle. Let's call the whole thing off.

Daffy Duck-- Sufferin' succatash!

It was Sylvester the Cat who said "Sufferin' succotash." And what exactly are you trying to say, Rick?

Rick is hoping to become Legion World's Joe the Plumber.

Hey, if it makes him happy...

Well, I had dun used "Yer Dithpicable"




And Daffy was funnier. Look, are you really expecting logic from me?...

I have placed a platform shoe on a copy of Plato's Republic. You can't get much closer than that!

No. Next question?

I'm thinking Loony Tunes logic is about all we can expect.

They're obviously threatened...and they have not even seen who my running mate is.