Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Temp/Lardy Campaign Corral

How are you all doing?

I here am Tempest, and many of you know my running mate, Lardy.

We are throwing our names on that pretty little ballot because we think, you, the people, need a bit more variety in your choice for Leader.

So we would like to say, "hi."

Hi.

And let you know that this is a safe place for discussion on our stance and view as to where the future leader needs to take LMB, and what steps will be necessary to achieve that destination.

Thank you.

...and there's plenty of food!

Yes, because we will never let you starve. Great heroes and sidekicks are well fed heroes and sidekicks.

I do like to eat. Kicking butt makes me hungry.

Then please, try our buffet table, home cooked meals that taste divine, and it's all you can eat!!!

"We are throwing are names on that pretty little ballot because we think, you, the people, need a bit more variety in your choice for Leader."


We are throwing ARE name...?


Hey, Bush, You left someone behind! This is the future of our world.....


BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!




"Spell check? We don't need no steenkin' spell check."


*It should be noted, even when not speaking in southern redneck dialect, I'm a horrible speller.

I would like to thank you, Mr. Rickshaw1.

You see unlike other people, I am not afraid of criticism. I understand that in a busy schedule, somethings may fall through the holes.

But, I do not ignore those mistakes. I fix them, then I fix those holes.

Speaking of holes, please stick one of my crab cakes in yours.

LOL. I like Tempest.

Why thank you, Mr. Tracker.

Why, I like you, too.

(Cuts him a big slice of warm apple pie and tosses a big scoop of vanilla ice cream on it.)

Here you go, darling.

Why, thank you kindly. Mmmmmmm....I like this place.

Howdy ya'll!

To help with the great food, we got one of those mechanical bulls people love so much!

I'll be the first to try!

(get's one, holds on for a brief few seconds, get's flung off)

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

(kisses random baby in front of her and smiles)

"Hellooooo...Hellooooo....hellooooo..."

Nice echo in here.

Not sure about this Lardy, I suffer from awful wind at times.

Hmmmm...FARaway Lad...FARt Girl...could there be a connection? You know her, Dard?

Did you at least take the beer bottle out of your clevage first?

Ummmm crab cake. Tastes good.

Whut? that was the hole you were referin' to, raht lil' ladeh?

Did someone say mechanical bull?

* Dons giant foam stetson

I love (but not in the biblical sense) mechanical bulls!

Yippy-di-doodah!

don'chu trah ta kid us, Rammy, ya knows ya been havin' a secret ahfair with Bullinnia, the female minotaur.

Them theres fightn' words, pardner!

* tries to break a whiskey bottle against a bale of hay

Hooey, this threads a down home blast!

>cocks shotgun<

Di'nt nobody nevah tell ewe, ya don't brang a cuttin' instrument tah ah explsoive projectile af air?

HELLOOOO! Still campaigning here! Please ask our lovely leadership candidate about all the burning issues, so she may impress you all with her wit, beauty and charm! (And maybe her wicked right cross if you piss her off!)

Me? I might tell you a dirty joke or two!

Speaking of the mistress of winds, I think it's time she and I had a word.

<cue dramatic music>

^If it happens to be the "secret" word, everybody will scream!

Howdy everyone, I hope you are enjoying the food. Now it's time for a simple and old fashion HOEDOWN!

While you dance I will take your questions?

Tempest, I don't want to distract from your campaign. But if you had a moment, join me for a drink at my lounge? I have some things we need to discuss.

Viv.