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And the sign said,
"Long-haired freaky people
Need not apply."
So I tucked my hair up under my hat
And I went in to ask him why.
He said, "You look like a fine upstandin' young man.
I think you'll do."
So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that.
huh , me workin' for you."

Whoa, sign, sign.
Everywhere a sign.
Blockin' out the scen'ry.
Breakin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the sign?

And the sign said,
"Anybody caught trespassin'
Will be shot on sight."
So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house,
"Hey! What gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out,
But to keep Mother Nature in?
If God was here, he'd tell you to your face,
'Man, you're some kind of sinner.'"

Sign, sign.
Everywhere a sign.
Blockin' out the scenery.
Breakin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the sign?

Now, hey you, Mister, can't you read?
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat.
You can't even watch. No, you can't eat.
You ain't supposed to be here.
The sign said, "You've got to have a membership card
To get inside." Uh.

And the sign said, "Everybody welcome.
Come in. Kneel down and pray."
But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all,
I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper
And I made up my own little sign.
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me.
I'm alive and doin' fine."

Whoo! Sign, sign.
Everywhere a sign.
Blockin' out the scenery.
Breakin' my mind.
Do this. Don't do that.
Can't you read the sign?

Sign, sign.
Everywhere a sign.
Sign, sign.

A friend of mine taught me American Sign Language a few years back, but all I remember now is "What's your name?" and "My name is UTS."

Hello my name is Faraway and I am an ebay addict

Have you seen the ebay ad where the clerk sings "That's on Ebay" (That's Amore)? I think the guy is not very good looking but I find I am sexually attracted to him.

Have you seen the Ford SportKa ad they showed on Top Gear a while back where the bonnet flips up and kills a pidgeon?

[They then proceeded to race a SportKa wi/SatNav against some pidgeons. The pidgeons won]

I have not driven a Ford lately.

I drive a Ford everyday.

I go past a Ford on my way to a castle

Ever seen a castle overlooking a fiord?

I kinda miss White Castle hamburgers.

My cat likes pork.

*edited to clarify I'm talking about a actual feline that likes the said meat that comes from pigs for those who might misinterupt my post*

It's always a treat when your cat brings a dead lizard to your back-door.

Ya know what's a nice treat? Chocolate chip cookies and Lemonade.

I like a nice shandy - half beer, half Lemonade. It's a great summer drink.

Surprisingly, summer is the season I go to the beach the least.

i like walking my dogs on a beach in the winter

My father's dog likes to grab a tennis ball by the fuzz (so that it looks like it is glued to the end of her nose). Then she runs with it until it flies away and then she chases it.

I played tennis for three years in my early teens.

I played teens for three years in my tennees.

I think Teen Titans Go is rubbish.

I get a good laugh whenever I re-read Cham's line: "Little do they suspect that can of rubbish is really ME, Chameleon Boy!"