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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/28/25 04:37 PM
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C'est dommage, ça! 
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I ow-knay ow-hay to-ay eak-spay in-ay ig-Pay atin-Lay
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If you have to deal with being stereotyped, the "Latin Lover" thing is not a bad way to go.
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I'd like a Latin Lover. Or maybe two of them, if there's a special on.
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Antonio Sabato and.....Vee! 
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Vee and Semi posted (seperately) the same entry in the Official Tag Team Thread.
Sympatico?
Oops I meant the LMB Tell a Story Thread
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"Of" was the logical next post.
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I was simply offering up my services, Quis, since Semi seemed to want a pair.
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Originally posted by Vee: I was simply offering up my services, Quis, since Semi seemed to want a pair. Semi already has a very nice pair...!
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Puppys will lick anything. My lord!!!
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this topic needs to drift more
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Driftwood homes are often structurally unsound. But cheap to replace when they fall down.
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That reminds me of snow drifts, Quislet. I finished that book you recommended, AN African in Greenland. Rather sad, sometimes, the way things were for many of the people but the author certainly brought an open mind to everything he encountered. The sex and drinking was pretty intense! But what really got me was the food: boiled meat, raw meat, raw organ meat and the special treat: reindeer fat in coffee with sugar.
I wish he'd do a sequel.
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I can't wait for the holidays to be over with.
How's that for controversy?
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I love the holidays - big old tree, people over, dinners and dinners and dinners. Rearranging the living room to fit the tree is the best part.
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Good time to buy new furniture
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Steinfeld? I'm not familar with that show. I have an album by They Might Be Giants. On the album there is a recording made of this woman who called their Dial-a-Song line. She got their name wrong in two different ways. First as There May Be Giants and then They Must Be Giants. Her best line was "Don't blame me if the guy's a nut!"
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I think a "rule" of this thread should be to not look back but to continue on into the future.
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the future is now!
Great, isn't it!
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You're older than you've ever been And now you're even older And now you're even older And now you're even older You're older than you've ever been And now you're even older And now you're older still
Time is marching on And time is still marching on
This day will soon be at an end And now it's even sooner And now it's even sooner And now it's even sooner This day will soon be at an end And now it's even sooner And now it's sooner still
You're older than you've ever been And now you're even older And now you're even older And now you're even older You're older than you've ever been And now you're even older And now you're older still
They Might Be Giants
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Methinks Quis, Esq like They Might Be Giants somewhat And why not?
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I like Shakespere, and Steppenwolf, but I doubt they'd go well together. Hmmm... The Tempest with Magic Carpet Ride playing in the background... Nah.
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