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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/24/25 03:52 PM
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What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
Michael, you're in my son!
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Where do we go from here?
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Do you know the way to San Hose?
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Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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strange but not a stranger
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Who liked it when they made Uncle Sam into the Patriot?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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The Who never sang Uncle Sam.
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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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strange but not a stranger
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The second amendment to the US Constitution reads: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
This has been interperted to mean that individuals have a right to own guns
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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What do you call a batallion composed solely of lesbians? Militia Etheridge.
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Sentients, I often wonder if intelligent life is ever going to be found, anywhere in the universe.
Truth and Justice shall prevail! (including here on Earth)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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I've never really liked Wonder Woman....
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I've never liked posting twice in a row on a thread as it is so obviously just a blatant attempt to bump up my post count....
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I have let my post count go to hell...
Touch the magic...
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Hell is going to bed on Sunday night, realizing that it's Monday morning that will greet you.
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I have let my mind wonder....
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And in yet another blatant attempt at Post Count Stuffing (  ) I'm brought back to my original statement - I never really liked Wonder Woman!
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Is there anything else you'd like to stuff, Sonnie?
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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Shocked at the fact that I thought SOnnie might like turkey and stuffing?
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How long a list am I allowed? 
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Originally posted by Sonnie Bloke: How long a list am I allowed? This kind of scuppers your more innocent suggestions of Turkey and Stuffing Danny, sorry! And had been quicker to reply I might have added - I DO love to post twice in one thread too! Hee hee
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Michelle Shocked's best (and maybe only album) came out of her protest actions at the Democratic Convention in San Francisco.
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I never really liked Michelle Shocked either....  sorry 
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