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Bad jokes
by Invisible Brainiac - 05/25/25 02:39 AM
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Have you ever been a female impersonator?
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Actually he's a Human Being impersonator.   Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (little trouble making Nasshead)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Sentient, just who are you calling schizoid?
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(I'm not crazy, I'm a motorboat, Brrrrrrap)
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Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Not who, but what -- your comment.
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Originally posted by Semi:
No, Quis, all my hair is my own, and I have a full head. I was talking filing deadline extensions granted routinely by the IRS. (initiate sacrasm mode) Really?? (deactivate sacrasm mode) anal retentive lawyers unite!!!! And just how full is that head (of hair)?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq: Originally posted by Semi:
[b] No, Quis, all my hair is my own, and I have a full head. I was talking filing deadline extensions granted routinely by the IRS.
Really??
(deactivate sacrasm mode)
anal retentive lawyers unite!!!!
And just how full is that head (of hair)? [/b]You're mean. I'm telling your mom. 
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Originally posted by Almost But Not Quite New Kid: Originally posted by Space Ranger: [b] Actually he's a Human Being impersonator. Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (little trouble making Nasshead) It was just after I had come out to my college friends. We were hanging around. Adam got pissed off about being teased and Said loudly "F**k you all!" Very quietly, I said "promise?" Everyone, including Adam busted out laughing. Adam then said "F**k you all except Rob!"
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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No wonder you're mean. Bad Adam.
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Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Well get working on your silk thong dance routine and maybe Icey will take care of that. 
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Sentient, please note that officially, topic drift number 200 has just occurred on this thread.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(which means we have stayed on topic)
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Noted, Stamped, Filed, Folded, Spindled, and Mutilated
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Legalize, Don't you just love it?
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That's not Legalese. That is Bureaucratese. (SP? word?)
Legalese would go like this:
Let it be known to all and everyone, that on this date, Space Ranger (SR) did hereby officially notify the Legion World Message Board (LWMB) that whereas the official topic number for the Official Topic Drift Thread having reached 200, then the thread has acchieved its stated purpose of topic drift and thereby has stayed on topic.
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The Supreme Court just took a step towards legalizing it (or to be correct, abstained from taking a step to further criminalize it).
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What did Diane Ross and the Supremes legalize?
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I just want to legislate...
A better way of livin'
I just want to legislate...
A better way of...life!
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What ever happened to Katherine Ross
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She got "stopped" in the name of Ross.
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I got stopped for speeding - once.
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Originally posted by Semi:
I got stopped for speeding - once. Insert Vee's "Sing A Song" post here ===>
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