Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Today I (Imaginary Version) ...

... danced the lambada with Nicki Minaj

... Celebrated with Blaze by hitting Western Europe!

... gambling in Monaco's casinos,

... soaking up history in Italy's greatest cities (Rome, Milan, Venice, Florence, Verona, Pisa...),

... dancing and singing at the Andorran music festivals,

... running with the bulls in Spain,

... feasted on Portuguese grilled chicken, fish and soup,

... climbed the three towers of Mount Titano in San Marino,

... immersed ourselves in the religious history of the Vatican City,

... chased each other through the cobblestones and historic landmarks of the old city of Luxembourg,

... explored the ancient megalithic temples of Malta,

... counted 40 shades of green in Ireland, and then kissed the Blarney Stone,

... enjoyed the castles and countryside of the United Kingdom, with a special stop at Stonehenge,

... marveled at how the belfries of Belgium look in the setting sun,

... partied in the wonderfully liberal capital of the Netherlands, Amsterdam

...engaged in swordplay with masters of the craft, and ended with my blade at their throat.

... decided to hit Scandinavia and the Baltic States with Blaze!

... wandered through the most well-preserved medieval city in Europe, Tallinn, the capital city of Estonia,

...enjoyed the sea breeze in the "city where the wind is born", Latvia' Liepaja,

... played "soldier" in the hillforts of Lithuania,

... tossed snow and ice at each other while watching Iceland's famed geysers,

... pretended to be kings in the 3 grand royal palaces of Northern Zealand, Denmark

... climbed down some of Norway's steepest fjords,

... hiked and camped in Sweden while pretending to be Vikings, courtesy of Sweden's law that you can walk over another person's property as long as you don't touch their house,

... and boating through Finland's Lake Land with its over 60,000 lakes.

... booked a trip to Kenya to try out for their national cricket team

... Traveled through time to check out the weather in Beijing for New Year.

....had a nice, relaxing day with no stress at all.

...Hung the sign for the new business. Finished the siding on the left side of the house. Ate lunch with my wife. Picked up salvage chairs for the house and took them to the house. Went to florence and picked up chairs for the office and some tools I need to build our dining room table. Took chairs to the office. Went to current house to get keys. Took several items to the new house again. Took birthday presents to my mom's house. Finally got home and ate supper at around 9pm.

... took Blaze to Central Asia and the Caucasus!

... saw the stunning monasteries of Armenia,

... had a mudfight near the mud volcanoes of Gobustan in Azerbaijan,

... tasted wine in the Kakheti wineries of Georgia,

... trekked through the Fan Mountains of Tajikistan,

... tried to decipher the Bronze Age petroglyphs of Tamgaly in Kazakhstan,

... swam in the turquoise lakes of Band-e Amir, Afghanistan,

... flew into the flaming crater at Darvaza, Turkmenistan, then washed off in the Kow Ata underground sulfur lake,

... camped out in the caravanserai of Tash Rabat, Kyrgyzstan,

... and traced the remnants of the Silk Road through the historical cities of Samarkand and Bukhara, Uzbekistan.

...am impressed with Quis, and wish rickshaw1 would get off his butt and be half as productive.

... found my long lost twin brother.

Don't forget the butlers: Darren Criss and Chace Crawford!

... saw a wishing star and blimey, it's just IB coming to fetch me for our date in Egypt!

... gave Blaze a working Legion flight ring with our initials carved in it

... got Blaze and IB a private room.

... Blaze and I started a website for our home videos!

... gave Quislet a VIP access to IB and Blaze's website.

... received, with Blaze, an award for best new website in 2012!

...made a million dollars with one phone call.

...lost 50 lb's in one sitting.

Having fun in the sun in Southern Europe -

... revitalizing ourselves in Cyprus' Hamam Omerye Bath,

... pretending to be ancient gods of myth in Greece's best sites - the Parthenon, Delphi, Santorini, Meteora, and Olympia, as a start,

... finding paradise in Turkey's Blue Lagoon

... surprised Blaze with a tour to Central Europe to:

... picnic in the primeval forests of Poland,

... ski in the Swiss Alps,

... climbed deep down into the Postojna Caves in Slovenia,

... swam in the enormous Lake Balaton in Hungary,

... hunted for ghosts in the gothic Balzers Caste, Liechtenstein,

... pretended to be locals in the intact medieval towns of Slovakia,

... studied up on Mozart in Salzburg, Austria,

... sampled the best beer brands and dumplings in the birthplace of modern beer, the Czech Republic,

... and tasted wine in Germany's Rhine Valley.

...thought dinner was terrible. The wine wasn't any good, either.

... cuddled with Blaze on the beach. awwww!

...went bar-hopping with Janeane Garofalo, Lea DeLaria, Judy Gold, and Margaret Cho.

... embark on my grand tour of famous pastry shops of Europe.