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... must close down Camelot castle, for the annual winter renovations.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...am financially solvent.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... cooked Apricot and Honey Stuffed Mackerel for my formal candlelight supper.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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...blessed Quis' mackerel, which makes it holy.
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...swam across the English Channel.
ActorLad
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Visit my official hangout ActorLad's Cool Luau over at the Mission Monitor Board!
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Time Trapper
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Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... have decided to walk to Florida instead of drive or fly. It's too damn cold up here! 
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...was named one of Out Magazine's 100 most eligible gay bachelors.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Independent Scholar
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Independent Scholar
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...won every conceivable show business award for just being ME.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... was named one of Out Magazine's 100 most fashionable gay shark-like creatures
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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...became friends with Fin Fang Foom. He's a really nice kaiju, he's just misunderstood.
ActorLad
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Visit my official hangout ActorLad's Cool Luau over at the Mission Monitor Board!
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strange but not a stranger
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... answered an ad on Craigslist only to find out the other guy was Rick Warren.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... will finally organize all of my 1,594,618 comics and properly bag them all at the same time. 
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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...taught my cat to use the toilet.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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... taught my cat to fill in for me at work.
Just in case ...
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Wanderer
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... filed a restraining order against Flo Rida
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... filed a restraining order against Gisele Bundchen. What can I say, she wants me.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...acquired pirated downloads of every comic book ever published.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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... cracked the code for Colonel Sander's secret recipe... I never would have guessed gila monster saliva
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... figured out how they get the caramel inside the Caramilk bars.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...put eight great tomatoes in a little bitty can...
<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">...and left them gift-wrapped on Quislet, Esq.'s front porch as a prank.</span></span>
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...auditioned for a role in an upcoming Broadway revival of The King and I.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...can't believe how many important tasks I've accomplished prior to the clock striking One!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... joined the glee club... of space!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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