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...was at a hardware store and watched as a cackling mad scientist demanded to know why they didn't carry fractual combobulators!
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...called in sick and borrowed Rocky's manservant for the day.
<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">The garage and the pantry were both in an impossible condition and SOMETHING had to be done! Tsk.</span></span>
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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Took my kid for minor surgery. He's fine.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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... didn't like the way my horns and spiked tail looked so I traded them in for a pair of wings and a halo. I know, I know .... awwwwwww!!! 
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Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... am able to sunbathe in my backyard due to the fact that it's so warm outside!
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... am putting the final touches to my Golden Globe acceptance speech for my nomination as Best Actor in a Bollywood musical
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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...finished every fanfic I ever left incomplete.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... had a nice luncheon date with Glenn Beck.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...was sunbathing with Future King.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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... won't have to wear extra warm gloves and a touque today since it's going to be somewhere around -19 degrees C with the windchill!
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...built a perpetual motion machine.
ActorLad
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Visit my official hangout ActorLad's Cool Luau over at the Mission Monitor Board!
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...got plastic surgery so I could look just like my long-time idol: Pat Boone!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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... benchpressed a whopping 600lbs!
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...admired future king flexing
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...broke out the ol' magic kit and sawed my assistant, the lovely DeeDee Desiree, right in half. I then reattached her and turned her into a big, scary chicken-woman before I sent her to another dimension via the Box of 10,001 Mysteries.
I imagine she's gonna want a raise when she gets back.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...saw Colonel Sanders chasing DeeDee Desiree. He had a Fryolater and eleven herbs and spices standing by.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...legally changed my last name to "Fryolater."
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...found my soul-mate & tragically lost her in a Tilt-A-Whirl accident.
ActorLad
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Visit my official hangout ActorLad's Cool Luau over at the Mission Monitor Board!
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strange but not a stranger
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... left for my Egyptian vacation.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...lounged on the couch in front of my brand-new big-screen set. I watched live news footage of Quis helping a band of righteously angry students tip over a burning cop car, while I munched on an awesome slice of bacon quiche that Rocky insisted I take home after his drinks party.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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...was jubilant beyond words.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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... fulfilled my destiny as the lost heir to the throne of Atlantis
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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