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...had Scott Bakula leap into me to set right what once went wrong.

...had the sexy evil leaper leap into me in an attempt to foil Scott Bakula's mission in Rocky's guise.

Won a ski jump gold.

... was walking down the street on my way to a party when a truckload of vikings offered me a ride. I accepted and we were now driving to Las Vegas, where I started playing the slot machines. I hit three cherries and cherries started coming out of the machine. Soon I was swimming in a pool of cherry Kool-ade. Finally, I woke up and turned to Ann Coulter and said "I just had the strangest dream.

...spoke with world renowned dream expert, Dr. Edwina Goodlay, about Quis' dream. Here's the breakdown -

walking down a street = sex
truckload of vikings = really good sex
Las Vegas = easy sex
slot machines = sleazy sex
three cherries = sex sex sex
Kool-ade swimming = wet, kinky sex
Ann Coulter = the opposite of sex

...had a date with Dr. Edwina Goodlay. Since then, she's been into horses.

Imagined I was a bird and flew far, far away.

... perfected my weather control machine. No more snow this year!

...will retire with a nice, fat pension and will never have to work a day in my life.

...made Rocky my personal Patron of the Arts.

...overtook Quis as Top Poster at LW.

... took falconry lessons from Fat Cramer

...invented a new kind of doughnut that is not only delicious and not fattening, but also actually good for you.

... wrote the next twelve issues of the Legion of Superheroes.

...quit my job and told my superiors to "Get Bent!"

...had my voice change back and became a soprano again.

...got my 8X10 glossies of Rocky in his new robe.

...have my eye on an Italian sports car (candy-apple red, of course) and some Ming Dynasty jade carvings.

...offered to trade cleo one of my Faberge eggs for one of her Ming Dynasty jade carvings.

...finally busted the Chanskoffetti Gang, notorious for dealing in fake "Ming Dynasty" jade carvings, "Fabegere" egg forgeries, and hot Italian "sports" cars.

...stayed one step ahead of the law by changing my surname to something a tad less... ethnic.

... was possessed by a demon.

...was utterly charmed by the endless cavalcade of winning customers at work today.

...started my trip up the Amazon river.

...used my Toshiba sewing machine to sew an entire spring wardrobe out of yellow and blue checked seersucker!

I'm gonna be the dapperiest dude ever!