Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Today I (Imaginary Version) ...

... had lunch with Dick Cheney & Donald Rumsfeld where we reminisced about our time in the White House together. We just laughed and laughed and laughed.

...skipped work and got drunk instead.

...found out how a certain blue LMB founder really spends his free time ...

... cleaned my bedroom of all clutter.

Realized that fireflies are actually communicating to each other using Morse code! This is just one of the many, many, many messages I've managed to intercept -

"Morgldy mtk frumpah dtopg"


- I'm not certain we should panic just yet, but if I was a morgldy I'd definitely be concerned!

... will make a startling announcement at the San Diego Comic Con.

...will be at the San Diego ComicCon long enough to hear Quis's startling announcement, but I'll have to teleport out as soon as his press conference is over.

...played a button accordion.

... sold tickets to Fat Cramer's accordian concert. I made a fortune.

...was touring an accordion manufacturing facility, when I was bit by a radioactive gypsy. Later in the afternoon I developed the uncanny ability to scrunch up and down and annoy people.

...Finished proofreading the transcripts from my clandestine trip to SDCC, where I spied on numerous LWB notables while in clever disguise as a D&D "booth babe."

Report to follow.

...found the lost city of Atlantis. It was the "Atlantis Chamber of Commerce" sign that clinched it, but at the same time, gravely disillusioned me.

...snorted an 8 ball of coke from a hooker's stomach.

...believed everything posted to this thread...

...except for that one post on one of the previous pages. No, I'm not telling which one. You have to guess.

...correctly guessed *which* previous post cleome is convinced never happened. And I completely concur that it's utterly preposterous.

...started a new political party and began making promises based upon postings in this thread. (Except for that one that never happened)

...founded the Legion World Think Tank, and began working on studies to influence the government the right way, and hired any of you who wanted to work there. We have an excellent cafeteria, gym, benefits and travel allowance.

... started working for the Legion World Think Tank. My first assignment was to start working at Fox News. On my own, I began to embezzle funds.

...founded the Legion World Think Again Tank (The Think Tank II) to let all the thinkers at the Legion World Think Tank know that we're thinking that they haven't put enough thought into their thinking.

No gym or cafeteria. But we do have an old army tank. You'd better think about that, you Legion World Think Tank (one) thinkers.

...had cameras installed in all your homes. Who needs a Think Tank? Mwah hah hah!

...transformed the LW Think Tank I into an international charitable organization for the betterment of comic books, and sent $100,000 to John Ostrander for his glaucoma surgeries.

...sold the tank and the tank then bought myself an electric car which ran out of juice while I was driving along an ol' country road. Unfortunately, I didn't have any extra D cells on me so I had to wander on foot to a farmer's house where I asked him if he had any hot, strapping farmhands who slept nekkid in a barn. He didn't. Bummer. But it all worked out because the Ramada Inn next door had hot, strapping innhands who slept nekkid in a utility shed.

...caught up on missed threads.

...discovered that Outdoor Miner is my real Dad.