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...cat burgled a gazillionaire's estate. It smelled like feet.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Was crowned Emperor of the Universe.
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...got in touch with all my past lives.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Celebrated May Day with all my Russian comrades.
Long Live all them Legions!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...fixed mr_cleome's computer and got all the damaged programs on my computer happily running again. Yeehaw!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...sent my private jet for Cleome to come fix my keyboard, which has transformed the apostrophe to the arrow up key.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...fixed FC's computer without even leaving my chair. Then quit all this groveling for low-paying temp monkey work and got a high-paying, recession-proof IT job that starts tomorrow.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... got drunk celebrating Cinco De Mayo
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... Celebrated Cinco De Mayo by eradicating the Swine Flu just as the Mexicans eradicated the French Army.
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...celebrated the little known holiday, Rohky fr Nsu, which is the Eighth of May on the planet Yarble.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Time Trapper
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...got massively drunk celebrating Rohky fr Nsu while simultaneously eradicating Swine Flu and the French Army.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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...am restarting ze French Army myself, you silly twits! I fart in your general direction!
Long Live all them Legions!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...learned to play fiddle like Michael Doucet, and to sing all his songs in the original Acadian French, too.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Leader
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...submitted three exciting new lipstick shades to Revlon!
Bloody Red Death Motherpucking Pink Mauve Monkey Butt!
(wish me luck!)
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...wore the Mauve Monkey Butt lipstick and attracted a lot of attention from big, hairy men.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... caught James Dobson and Pat Robertson in their secret love nest. Dobson was wearing Motherpucking Pink Lipstick.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...rescued the lab animals that Ram Boy was using for his lipstick tests.
(Rabbits look really weird wearing lipstick. Seriously.)
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... entertained Zac Efron in my bedroom all day.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...never entertained the thought that Zac Efron is too young for Quis.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: ... caught James Dobson and Pat Robertson in their secret love nest. Dobson was wearing Motherpucking Pink Lipstick. Pulled the masks off James Dobson and Pat Robertson to reveal they were actually Al Franken and Jesse Ventura.
Long Live all them Legions!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...caught the jackass who keeps vandalizing the plants in my yard and made him eat everything he destroyed.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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wondering why my jackass has a bad case of gas.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... loaned Bill Gates $10.00.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Got $10 from some stranger.
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