Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board CONFESS! (Not because it's good for you. Because we want dirt.)

It's been too long since we've had a confession thread. So spill.

I CONFESS to crimes against my keyboard. Last night I spit too-hot Spaghetti-Os on the keys and just now I dug outa little Nerd (the candy) that had been under some keys.

I ALSO CONFESS to consuming large amounts of candy. (I've been craving it lately.)

I confess to tripping over the same pair of shoes when I got out of bed for four days in a row. I finally put them away today after thinking "man, I am so dumb sometimes..."

I confess to crying over the second act of Fiddler on the Roof tonight. yet

I confess to crying over "It's a Wonderful Life" every single year in a row since I was five. Only two movies can make me cry like that, and that's one of them !

My manager called and left a message begging me to come in and work today because of a last minute reservation for a party of 26!

I didn't call him back!!


lil'rhino

Rumours circulating on this board regarding my dark and shady past are entirely unfounded, scurrilous and just plain silly. I will be holding a press conference at SHAKES this Friday (time to be announced) to dispel such misinformation.

Not CONFESSING on the CONFESSION thread. Crames, are you becoming...a politician??

I confess I'm back at work afdter three weeks off and I've doe nothing but email friends, phone friends, go ouot to the shops for chocolate and look at this board.....

middle managers aint what they used to be!

This morning? In the LW elevator?

I confess!

It was LARDLAD.

I confess ... my dorsal fin is an implant ...

I killed Bambi

I can not tell a lie ... I did not do it!!!!!


I CONFESS ...

to being much more shy in person

to being a slob with a cluttered apartment

to being a *gasp* Liberal (aka Traitor if you are Ann Coulter)

to doing this when I should be working

All the cute guys say that Quis.....

I consumed two packages of Oreos and two packages of Chip's Ahoy in the past week. I haven't engaged in this kind of binge cookie eating since my undergraduate days.

I don't have anything to confess, I just wanted to post here.

I confess that I have been far too busy in my civilain identity lately to be a post-whore like some other post-whores I will not mention who are complete and total post-whores.

I confess I used my power to hide Saddam's WMD.

I CONFESS that whenever I hear someone say "Who I will not mention" I think of a Simpsons episode where Principal Skinner announces over the PA System "It has come to my attention from L. Simpson... no wait that is to identifiable. We'll call her, Lisa S. ..." (probably not an exact qoute but you get the gist)

I confess I am a post-whore. But don't blame me, I learned it from my mentors, like Lash!

I confess I'm even better looking than I've eluded to and have an even bigger you know what. I just didn't want to seem conceited, that's all! Forgive me!

Too much truth.... I want a DARE!!

I killed Kennedy. There I said it.

Ah, but which one?

No joke, I confess I laugh at my own jokes. I'm that funny. Two out of five clinical therapists agree. It's higher if you include the nursing staff.

I confess I laugh at my imaginary friends behind their capes. And they do the same to me. We reached an understanding.

I confess that after I finish surfin LW, I'm gonna make me a ham sandwhich and read Alex Ross's Mythology which I checked out of the Library.

You wish you could make that confession.

Cause it works on so many levels.

I have to confess I'm not the post whore I used to be.

I confess to being only slightly less good-looking than Cobalt Kid, but with a slightly bigger you-know what!