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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/25/25 02:39 AM
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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There used to be a brand of shampoo called Agree. I don't think they make it any more, but when you are follicularly challenged, you tend to forget about hair care products.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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There is now a hair treatment in testing that really works and is in easy to take pill form.
According to the report one man was totally bald for over ten years and grew new hair. Works on around 85 to 90% for the people who have taken it.
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Is that the vile miscreant who stole mine and Rocy's hair?
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That would be ... ![[Linked Image]](http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/9830/9d1b2c8f3c85656e7dc7cf4.jpg) I think Sif has a support group.
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*Lobot glare* ![[Linked Image]](http://www.legionworld.net/upload/00000004/Lobot_SWSB.png)
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Years ago, there was a discussion about hair care in the vesting room of the choir with which I sing after some service or other (I think it was Evensong). One of the basses quipped "We sound like a bunch of women!" The room went silent and he got an "Oh, crap! What did I say?" look on his face. He was the only straight guy in the room.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!!" ![[Linked Image]](http://imageshack.us/a/img707/5526/legionnaires80.th.jpg) "Now you sound like a drooling monkey after a quick mind wipe!"
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Originally posted by Viridis Lament:
Is that the vile miscreant who stole mine and Rocy's hair? Who's Rocy?
No, I was Never a Bond Girl...
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Gen X > Space X
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Uh, the inventor of <font face="garamond"><span style="font-size: 16px;">Almond Roca</font f></span>™?  (Best I could do today. Sorry.)
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Still better than anything else I could come up with.
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Gen X > Space X
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But the thread lives! That's what really matters. (Mmmm... Roca...) 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Sentients, Please! The vast majority of altID's (Abin's anyway) are a direct result of typos simiar to the one above.
You must do better. Or we (Abin's Alts, who have wrested control of his computer from him) be forced to allow Abin to resume posting.
Shape up People! Shape UP!
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Anyway, almonds are awesome.
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Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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strange but not a stranger
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Almond Joy's got nuts. Mounds don't.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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I believe the poison cyandie gives off a smell of bitter almonds.
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"Cyandie" is such a sexy way to say "candy."
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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That is such a cute accent!
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
Almond Joy's got nuts. Mounds don't. I'm pretty sure nuts vs. mounds is a useful way of distinguishing something else, but I can't remember what at the moment. 
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Brazil nuts are rather tasty... so I'm told.
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Brazilian... whatever.
You want tasty nuts? Cashews, Boyo, There's nothing tastier, nut-wise, than cashews.
No, I was Never a Bond Girl...
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I'm more a fan of the good old peanut. It also lent its name to my favorite comic strip.
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The peanut, despite its name, is not actually a nut, but a legume.
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