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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/24/25 03:52 PM
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I'd rather be having egg rolls.
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Lightly steamed Broccolli is the best...
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There's a lady I know
If I didn't know her
She'd be the la-tay I didn't know.
And my lady, she went downtown
She bought some ber-ra-ccoli
She brought it ho-ome...
She's chop'in broccoli
Chop'in brocco-li
Chop'in brocco-la
Chop'in brocco-laa-aa
She's chop'in brocco-lay
Chop'in brocco-lay
She's chop-eah-un!
Chop'in brocco-loco -lay -eaa -eaa -eaa--eeee
She's chopin broccoli
She chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin
Ch ch ch ch ch ch ta ta ta ta the bra-co-li-i
She's chopin brrrrraaaaiiiii
She's chop she's chop broccoli
She's chopin beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Broccoli is awesome! It's my very favorite vegetable. Hyvvie is also very fond of broccoli. I often give him raw broccoli florets for a treat.
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It was really good.
The egg rolls I like were not on sale and were still too expensive despite my having a 75 cents off coupon.
the broccolli and cheese sauce was on sale for $1.
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Some days you eat the broccolli; some days the broccolli eats you.
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Coming tomorrow: Brussel Sprouts!
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Debutante tip:
While it is perfectly proper to eat asparagus with your fingers, you need a spork or something for broccoli.
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
Coming tomorrow: Brussel Sprouts! 
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(Don't tell Mantis you ate her ex...  )
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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my aunt succeeded in getting me to eat broccoli when i was little by .... instructing me to dip the pieces in mayonaise.
health benefits negated!!! mmmmm
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LOVE broccoli!
LOVE brussel sprouts!
LOVE most vegetables!
You can KEEP the onions and peppers, though.
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broccolli, broccolli, it's good for your heart broccolli, broccolli, it'll make you f____smart! 
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broccoli: good
broccolini: better
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Originally posted by Leap Year Lass:
Debutante tip:
While it is perfectly proper to eat asparagus with your fingers, you need a spork or something for broccoli. mmm... asparagus...
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Vegetables later; right now: Lasagna!
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Originally posted by cleoMeLASH:
broccoli: good
broccolini: better Broccoli rabe: best!
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Broccolini? Colour me intrigued!
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Asparagus lasagna !
Broccoli fettucine
Beauty's where you find it. Not just where you bump and grind it.
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Crap. I skipped the brussel sprouts and went to McDonald's... not smart.
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Ah, LASH...that there path leads to a SUPER FAT-ASSING!!!
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I'm afraid I've been walking that path for months now 
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Did you get one of those seasonal pumpkin shakes while you were at McDonalds? Those things are my new found favorite treat. Highly recommended.
Beauty's where you find it. Not just where you bump and grind it.
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