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Exactly, Outdoor Miner! The dumber they are, the smarter we'll look!

Say, do you think the Mensa Monitor Board posters would mind if started referring to ourselves as "Mensa Certified!"?

I doubt it. And if they do, just throw them a few particularly hard Sudokus. That'll keep 'em busy.

Besides, the "Certified" part is 100% accurate.

Ram Boy, I realize we've never had a proper chance to go out on the town given my responsibilities as security chief. That's all changed now and so I'd be honored if you stopped by the Midnight Lounge one night for the VIP treatment.

As LMB Leader, your presence would certainly be a hit with Legion Worlds most in demand citizens. Drinks would be on the house

Thank you, Cobalt Kid, and I have to say that it's a very tempting offer. Up until now, I've spent so much of my time exorcising my beloved co-leader and attempting to suppress all types of rebellions that I really haven't had much of an opportunity to enjoy the perks of being LMB Leader.

I'll try and stop by soon!

(provided my approval rating won't drop too drastically once pictures of me throwing up on Bill Alger hit the major papers)

I can guaranty no papparazi of any kind--a magic / tech combo helps give the Lounge it's exclusive feel.

Yo Rammy Baby! You in here?

Doesn't look like anybody's been here for a while...

I'll just leave a note then go collect Spacey before he gets himself lost.

"Leader Man! Your LMBP Needs You! Legion World under attack from nefarious bad guys! Contact Cobalt Kid SOONEST!"

That oughta do it...

The leader is currently attending a wine-tasting in the quarters of his deputy, MLLASH, and requests to not be disturbed.

*ceremonial trumpets sound

Hurray! I'm back!

(Thanks, Lash! Those Cheez-Its and the Boone's Farm really hit the spot!)

Legion World is under attack!? Could it be those Up With People hooligans again? I'd better find Cobalt Kid and get to the bottom of this!

<Cobalt flies in>

Ram Boy! I at last got your message! Are you around? The LMB is in trouble, my friend. And we'll need our leader...

<As Cobalt Kid enters a holographic image of Ram Boy materializes>

Welcome to the Office of Leader, COBALT KID!

As you can see, I'm not here at the moment. But my automated holographic image will be happy to assist with any questions you might have concerning Legion World Activities and/or Services.

-If you have question concerning your Legion World water bill say WATER now.

No, Okay!

-If you have a question about the upcoming Legion World Spring Fling Festival say FUN now.

That's not it either? Okay!

If you're here because Legion World is being attacked by hostile invaders say YIKES! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK now.

Remember, you can return to the main menu by simply saying RETURN at any time.

Thank you and have a Great Space Day!

Bloody Liberty! I don't have time for this automation!

<plants a small device down; suddenly a hologram of Cobalt Kid appears; Cobalt flies off>

Greetings! I am a hologram of Cobalt Kid, legendary poster and handsome adventurer! Through 31st Century robotics, I shall be able to interact with you.

YIKES WE'RE UNDER ATTACK.

The recent assault on Legion World has proven to be more than a terrorist attack on Legion World, but an outright revenge plot against the LMB in general, and therefore, as leader of the LMB, we (Cobalt Kid, and I, his hologram) thought you should be kept informed!

You will likely find Cobalt Kid flying around Legion World, saving lives and breaking hearts!

Move along.

Nothing to see here.