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Judge Whacker here needs to go down! Whos with me?

This kangroo court is just a distraction to what is really going on in the background! It must stop so we can all focus on the probelm at hand.

By the way, what is the problem?

Also, you can never have enough sno-cones!

Me! I'm with you! Sounds like fun. What is really going on in the background? You mean with the Brads? Ignore them, they do that every now and again and if you point it out they'll just do it more to get attention. Best to pretend it's not happening and then they'll get bored and stop.

Ooooh, kangaroo courts suck. They need to be taken down! Yay!

Gosh, the LMBP is so divided that I'm now turning on myself. This doesn't bode well.

*whack*
Ow, bastard
*punch*
Oooowww. Stop it or I shall turn the porcupine attack squad on you.

Ooooh, you wouldn't dare. Bitch.

Who are you calling a bitch. Arghhhh

(self contained bitch fight ensues. Everyone moves to a safe distance and agree that this can't be good)

Methinks our poor Judge is an imposter and has replaced the real LMB Poster!

That or he likes to hit himself.

Guess I need to break this up. Where is that hose?

ooooh, hose me down, bwahahahahahah!!!!

You know what, i have a sneaking suspicion that i might be being mind controlled as well. I mean, I'm just going off a hunch here, but I'm behaving slightly out of the usual. I mean, not *much*, but a bit.

Hey, maybe a sno-cone might help!

*whack*

Nope, that just made a bit of a mess.

Ha ha ha

Ok who spiked Lucien's meds with LSD? If he keeps this up he'll have to change his name to Chemical Imbalance King.

Well that hose didn't help.

Maybe a dunking in the pool over at Shakes will help.

And any snocone you spill boy you clean with your tongue!

Well that completely depends on where I spill it now doesn't it. Rawr.

Spiked my meds with LSD? My meds *are* LSD. Ooooh, maybe that's the problem....

Lets not go there

maybe it time to take this to medicus one or go see the dear Doctor...

No Snow-Cones for any of you anymore <evil grin>

*Dust blows away from the debris of the Snow-Cone stash of the Vudoo Lounge*

See, war. That was what I was doing and everyone said I was turning into some manic despot. Humph. Well I'm sulking now and if you think I will come out and whack things then you have another think coming. *grumble grumble mutter mutter*

Hey Bevis, I just got a secret message from a top secret poster to go to Ventura for the weekend. But we have to leave now! Want to join me in one of the fablous floating casinos?

ooh, sounds like fun. Ok, I'm not sulking any more because I'm off on a trip. Yay!

Cool. You can whack people there if you want. Let me inform our security chief of our mission.

Righty-ho. Do I need to bring the porcupine attack squad as well?

Of course. We are going to VENTURA. We need an entourage.

Yay! They would get lonely and depressed if I left them behind.

Are we going in the LMBP Cruiser? I call shotgun!

Cool. Lets go. Top secret mission time.

Do you think our bodyguards will do a good job?

See ya later!

I'll go off on the top secret mission with the porcupine attack squad then...

I am back.

I don't know what happend to Bevis.

The squad is in shambles.

I don't remember what happened.

Why can't I remember! What happened to me!
Where's Bev?

I'm here. I got sidetracked by an extra special secret mission which involved showing the Queen Mother (ie, my mam) around Manchester-World. But I'm back now, as confused as ever. Yay!

<wack>

for leaving me. No more shotgun for you mister.

What happens on Ventura stays on Ventura.

I wished Bev had stayed!

I don't remember what even happend those days!

Which is how these things stay on Ventura.

They don't kid around.