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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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Cobie, my modesty often tempers disclosure of the true nature of my Legion World holdings. You don't think that just one construction company built all the establishments on LW, do you? My company is small, but exclusive, and only takes on prestige projects. You may know some of them --- SHAKES, SHAMELESS HUSSIES BAR, Mount Eruptus (no, the fabled volcano is not a natural formation). Why we even consulted with his excellency, former Legion World Leader STU during the construction of his legendary mansion. Perhaps you have a small project of your own in mind? (But keep this too yourself, please. Semi Construction Fellows doesn't want to be swamped with requests.)
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I must say that Mount Eruptus looks so natural that I would have never known it was man made!
And I owe your construction company a great debt for building Shameless Hussies!
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Cobie, do you like that private viewing and lap-dance booth at SHAMELESS HUSSIES? It has a Cobalt Kid bronze plaque above the door.
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: ferroboy, I would have thought you'd be the local blacksmith. What good is that when you have the power to remove wrinkles from anything? Unless you want some sexy armor?
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Sexy Armor? Like a knight?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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I'd like some sexy armour
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Sure. Heck, I guess I should get into the blacksmith business.
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Great, now we have a local smithie. We'll have to find some uses for you, though. I don't recall seeing many horses on LW.
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Didn't the Silver Sword (was that her name?) wear armor. Plus, my mask is metal. So there's some need for it. Now I just need a place to do my work. (hint, hint)
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Tell me what your facilities requirements are and I'll get Semi Construction Fellows right on it. A location near Mt. Eruptus would be ideal. You could tap into the magma heat source.
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Let's see. I need a forge, a couple of tongs (off-center, wolf jaw), some hammers (Czech hammer, raising hammer, planishing hammer, stretching hammer, hollowing hammer), swage blocks, art gilders paste, an angle grinder, some wire brushes (cup and crimped), rulers, an anvil/vise, a level, tape measures, wire hand brushes, and, well, I could go on. Or you could look here: Blacksmith Supply
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ferroboy, you're the best judge of the supplies you will need. I was only thinking about the edifice that would house your operation.
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Well, I still need to make sure there's plenty of ventilation and lots of room.
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For those of us that can fly, a date on the top of Mount Eruptus can be very romantic.
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well i still kinda float.....i'll have to check it out
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: For those of us that can fly, a date on the top of Mount Eruptus can be very romantic. Yeah, and don't mind the giant telescope sticking out of my smithy. 
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Did you see me and Spacey up there on our date today, FB? There was a big eruption!
I think some chill time in the Vudoo Lounge will go well with my relaxed temperment now...
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Dates on Mt. Eruptus are usually quite explosive. We're building a lava proof lounge up there. It can be accessed by a tesseract door from SHAKES.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Did you see me and Spacey up there on our date today, FB? There was a big eruption!
Yeah, I noticed. I was so excited by it all that I had to put my energy into building a new Miss Terious suit of armor!
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I hereby rechristian the Vudoo Lounge as the Ultra Secret Headquarters to take Down the LMB Poster known as Bevis!
His wacking must be stopped.
Free sno-cones who all who enter
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I WILL HAVE MY DAY! BAWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 
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Sno-Cones? cool >WHACK<
>takes sno-cone and runs away<
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yay, sno-cones!
*whack whack*
And my whacking is very improtant I will have you know. 'm well on my way to discovering who the traitor is. It's just a matter of time now before all is revealed.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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*Gulp*
The LMB is only further divided during this crisis...
Hey! Sno-cones! Yum!
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Don't eat too much and upset your stomach!!!
Now with Calcium!!!
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