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It is here that I --Thora of Taltar-- shall plot my eventual domination of the males of Legion World.
Only females and males who support being dominated by females may enter.
All others will be flogged unmercifully!
First order of business:
Campaign Promises
1. I promise that, if elected leader of Legion World, any male who acts cretinous will be publicly flogged.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Thora, I thought with our past that maybe I could enter. I like it a little rough myself after all, don't you remember  ?
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You may enter, handsome male known as Cobalt Kid.
However, I must insist that you sit in the corner and remain silent as I-- Thora of Taltar-- continue to outline my plan to ensure your complete and utter enslavement!
And stop staring at my chest or its to the Witch Wolves with you!
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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I thought maybe I'd just rub your shoulders?
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KOKO! KOKO!
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<rubs back, slowly downwards>
So, when should we tell Umber that she's our lovechild?
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Didn't I turn you into a frog already?
*zaps you back into frog-form*
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I'm no one's love-child, Cobalt Kid! And certainly not yours! Good grief, we've been out on a date!
You're a, like, pre-vert!
*huff of anger*
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Look out Magic User, you nailed Koko! If Thora catches these alt ID's running rampant, there'll be a lot of eunuchs running around! (Can't a guy go anywhere without being c*ckblocked? )
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Originally posted by Umber & the Boyz:
I'm no one's love-child, Cobalt Kid! And certainly not yours! Good grief, we've been out on a date!
You're a, like, pre-vert!
*huff of anger* I'm going to need psychological help. Damn time-traveling, inter-dimensional travel!
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BAH! No daughter of Thora of Taltar would ever become a male-pandering insipid twit like this Umber girl.
OUT of my Throneroom, ALL OF YOU!!!
Except for you, Cobalt Kid. We have my election to discuss, and I know ways to ensure your support...
<locks door>
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Allo-salli-ARKNA!
*turns everyone inside the throneroom into a frog*
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**Purr**  Humans are fun to watch sometimes. Now, where did I leave that bucket of water? **Purr**
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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Originally posted by Thora:
[QB]BAH! No daughter of Thora of Taltar would ever become a male-pandering insipid twit like this Umber girl.
[QB] OH MY GAW!! I do NOT pander to males!
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Be advised, after running the equation several times using a multitude of algorythems, I, the great Computo Jr., have determined that, while I am naturally constructed to be superiour to all carbon lifeforms, the female carbons are unquestionably inferior to the male carbons.
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Jeepers! All that just to figure out that girls are better than boys? I could have told you that...
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Does that mean Computor Jr. will go on missions that are too dangerous for female carbons?
All this nonsense in Thora's throne-room is going to get somebody flogged!
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Legionnaire!
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Let the Fun Begin!
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You delightful little cretin! I-- Thora of Taltar-- am not scary at all!
Many consider me quite loving and giving.
And now that I am officially in the running for leader, I intend to show how loving and giving I can be. Witness my first campaign giveaway:
Free floggings for cretins!
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Kinda makes you feel all warm and fuzzy, does it?
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Thora of Taltor, I have been looking for a serious public flogging for quite some time now, to curtail my cretinous ways. Do you have any suggestions?
Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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Legionnaire!
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Originally posted by Thora:
You delightful little cretin! I-- Thora of Taltar-- am not scary at all!
Many consider me quite loving and giving.
And now that I am officially in the running for leader, I intend to show how loving and giving I can be. Witness my first campaign giveaway:
Free floggings for cretins! Woooo-Hoooooo Thora FUN!
Let the Fun Begin!
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Scuse me. Anybody here seen my thigh master?
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strange but not a stranger
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Thora,
Is it true that you will not accept the votes of males?
If this is indeed your policy, how do you think that will affect your chances of being elected?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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