Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board The Statue of the Legendary Poster known as Cobalt Kid

For which part of him?

<span style="font-size: 9px;">I was thinking of his enormous biceps. Get your mind out of the gutter!</span>

Gosh, if I make his biceps alone twenty meters tall (that's their height, not circumference), then the whole statue would be somewhere around 150--that's about 500 feet. We would probably need to install a beacon at the top.

A shining beacon of heat and light. That's our Cobie (or is it me?).

You're both pretty hot!

It would have to be a cool light, though. Putting a hot beacon on top of an ice sculpture would be a bit unwise, I should think.

I salute your good sense, Rocky!

Smart posters know that massaging my ego usually equals a quick erection of my statue!

Well, thank you, Cobie. I think I'll go with my original plan of a twenty-meter sculpture. We don't want it to be a danger to the migration of space-geese.

<Rocky concentrates and gesticulates a moment and a 20-meter ice sculpture of Cobie appears>

Now, I think, in fairness to all the other contributions made by the other LMBers, it would be swell if you'd let me make another sculpture of another LMBer nearby (but not so close as to detract from yours). I think a Lash sculpture would be the best choice. Suggestions?

I suggest a sculpture of Lash and myself waving to the masses, and several gushing fans going into hysterics! Why, it would be as realistic as possible!

[Red Forman from "That '70s Show"/] "Put some clothes on! Nobody wants to see that." [/Red Forman]

A brilliant suggestion. I'll leave this sculpture right here and--walk with me, please. Thank you. All right. Here we go!

<Again Rocky concentrates and does a little more gesticulation. Soon there is an ice sculpture of Cobie and Lash waving to a crowd of their hysterical fans.> I think that will work nicely. Now, if nobody minds, I think I need to take a little lie-down.

Certainly! That's quite a bit of work you've put in--and all for the good of Legion World!

In addition to lying down, may I suggest the consumption of alcoholic beverages while in the presence of belly-dancers? It's typically how I relax.

Change the belly dancers to go-go boys and you've got yourself a deal!

Agreed! ;-D

I'm glad you both like it. I used my strongest ice magic on it, so it should take at least 100 years before it even begins to melt a little.

Ah, here come the go-go boys!

What's this? Looks like a clear violation of Ordinance 12-B-II, I'd say.

<hips out ticket-writing Omnicom>

<Rocky soon returns to the Rookery to find a ticket waiting for him from the Security Office for erecting statues without a permit, along with a "melt and desist" order>>

Bah! Overuled by LMB Deputy Leader!

Tch. Someone doesn't know the limits of his authority. In all law enforcement matters, yours truly is the highest authority. You and Ram Boy have authority over the LMB, not the Security Office. And as an Officer yourself, you should know this.

Surely this is going to lead me to becoming evil again.

I think you'd better have my orange plaid thong at the ready. I may be joining you!

>takes orange thongs out of storage<

Tch. I hope these thongs aren't constituting intended bribery of this office.

<Rocky heads back to the Rookery with Lash>

I don't like this, Lash. I know I hurt Lardy when I left him, but I had no choice. There's something different about him. Not evil in the way we became evil. This is different. And scary!

You know, Rocks... Lardy's been evil before. Not cute evil like we were, but UGLY evil... real, real evil!!!

When Lardy and I were together, I would see glimpses of what he could be. Just little things he'd say or do. Not often, but every now and then. I always told myself I'd never allow that to happen to him. Then, well, when we weren't together any more, I figured it was nothing to worry about because he had no powers, but now! I just don't know.

I hear he's mass-producing Lard Lad robots. Why? And why not mass-produce Lash Lad and Cobalt Kid robots instead? That makes a lot more sense!!

They'd certainly be more decorative! Wait a minute! Lard Lad robots? Oh, Dywh, not again! It's taken Time-Teller Lad so long to get over that Clive business. Oh, Lard Lad robots spell "trouble"!