Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board The Statue of the Legendary Poster known as Cobalt Kid

Miss Terious, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship...

You'll find that Legion World's greatest hero is excellent company to be in

Confesses that the new Cobalt Kid Statue is if anything even worse than the old Cobalt Kid Statue and therefore shall suffer the same fate...

Or better yet...

<Green Energy flashes brightly and the statue is transformed into a group stature of the four most statuesque female legion worlders proudly displaying their obvious charms>

There!!! A statue of Spellbinder, Harbinger, Saturn Girl, and Miss Terious Replacing that ugly piece of junk should put this controversy to rest... FOREVER!

As nice as this statue is, and it is NICE, there is still something missing.

Ah, I know.

<Has Junior security officers and interns begin building a statue of Cobalt Kid in the middle of the four women statues.>

There we go. Something else else for the ladies!

<A preset burst of Green Energy reshapes the fifth figure into a completely antomically correct likeness of Invisible Brainiac>

*SoM has one of his robots quickly cast some clothes over the iB figure*

Cobie's statue has turned into a regular statue menagerie! Glad to see IB recognized...and clothed!

Hops in her Legion cruiser and captures a medium to large asteroid, hiring the greatest artisans of the 31st century to reshape it into a statue of that great poster, the Cobalt Kid.

The statue is placed slightly behind the lovely one of me and encased in INERTRON (tm), then painted yellow, and covered in protection spells by the magi of the Sorcerers' World.

Now that is a fine statue.

I also liked the two of us posing for it and the fun that ensued...

Abin, do you want to do it or shall I?

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P.S. did I mention that the combined effect of the defensive spells being activated and the super-heating and cooling of the magma from the core of Legion World have altered the statue subtly? It now looks like a statue of the Royal Inquisitor.

P.P.S. SoM, it might be helpful if a few random Mad-Bombs found their way (Encased in green energy of course, to prevent premature detonation) into the magma pool. That way anyone crazy enough to try visiting/viewing the statue will something to play with on their way to it.

I had a

Now it seems that they're going to build yet another statue! Even more, the denizens of Legion World are getting the money from SoM's government budget! How'd they get access to that?

Abin, Madness bombs are ready if you want to lower them in One thing though - if they manage to break the protection spells to view it, won't it be destroyed?

Simple, they hacked through an "unattended" security office computer.

Fortunately, the only part of the budget they can draw upon through there is the Security office's own allocation

Luckily the budget for the Security Office is unlimited . How else do you think I pay everyone so much overtime

And I want my statue to be mechanized to so the hands can do a little of this...

"Talk to the hand", Cobie?

But, what if Miss Terious or some other Legion World lady wants to strike up conversation with your statue?

*makes some oh-so-subtle modifications to the plans for the new statue *

Hrun returns with diamonds to lay at the feet of the noble lord Cobaltus.


"what is this!!!!! Again the barbarians of Legion World attack this most handsome of posters by destroying his statue." I will fashion my own small statue of him to place in a postion of safety.

Isn't this like Cobalt Kid statue version 6.0 we're on by now?

Future, the mano graemlin was to show my willingness to use my 'hands' when the need arises. If there was different kind of graemlin, I'd explain the other body parts that I'm willing to use...

Hrun, tis good to see you, brave and honored warrior! Once more, I offer you wenches and treasures for you tribute!

Ah, I get it!

You mean like this, Cobie? ==>

Kanoodle

It's seems that my statues, no matter how many there are now, are still getting attacked.

But they forgot one thing mate...I'm Cobalt Kid.

<magnetically grabs all of SoM's bombs and hurls them into the atmosphere. After EE's power disrupts Abin's again, he remolds all five of his statues to their original forms.>



<Builds his own statue of Abin Quank and SoM. To describe it would be to get banned...>

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