Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Varalent's Variable Villa

Lon lunges back in and takes Lardy down.

"Look you sprockin waste...you'd be dead right now if it wasn't for Cobie."

<smiles> Truth hurts, eh?

Lon, sacre le Teeds!

[whisper]You've got to calm down, my friend. You can't let yourself be drawn into this madness.[/whisper]

<suddenly fireworks go off and they all turn>

Bloody Liberty! Porn Queen and the Minotaur are performing a play! Er, that's no play! By the rims and tires of Kid Prime!

"you sonofa..."

Lon lifts his arm to strike Lardy...and pulls back and gets off him.

Lon...it's okay. He's not wrong, you know. {her attention is drawn to PQ and the Minotaur} WHOA!

"Sorry Des. We're out."

can't take him anywhere .... everybody loves a minotaur.


I should never have rescued him from that labyrinth.


<cocks head to the right>

wow ... she is a .... professional

<Hrun starts a huge slow clap that begins erupting like thunder on top of the hills of Legion World>

They'll hear this Bacchanalia all the way in the boondocks!

<opens up new flagon of mead and tackles a girl into the hot baths>

Come now freckled one! Tell me a story!

<gets up, wipes mouth, grins at the "play"> Man--much better than a donkey show!

Dev and Elle land and enter.

"Damn." Dev says as he sees the show.

Elle: "hey mister, thanks for the ride. Want to come join me in the hot baths? We could both use a little stress relief!"

<Cobalt gets distracted when talking to the freckled girl by the 'Show'>

Great gravy! You don't get that kind of hair-pulling and ass-slapping in a donkey show!

Dev looks at her...

thinks about his shoulder scars

"What the hell. My name is Dev by the way..."

Dev looks over to Cobie, "nice place my friend."

<Cobie smiles widely>

Finally! Relax a little! It's not my place, its Varalent's! He can throw a party like no one else I've ever met. This is just a Monday night here.

Elle: "Boss, don't steal away my new friend! Come here, you!"

<Cobie cracks open a bottle of champagne and hands it to them.>

You're not going to believe this, but Giant Robotic Lesbian just showed up! Now its really a party!

WHOO! Minotaur's my new hero!!

<nodding next to Lardy>

Mine too. I have to admit, that's most intense performance I've ever seen. I have a new personal goal in life.

"Really, that's it?" Dev says and starts laughing.

<nudges Cobie> Man! That thing they're doing now? Me and Temp did that....last...night. <hopes Dev didn't hear that part>

Elle: "OMG! They're playing my song! Come one, let's head over to the grotto! Bring that bottle!"

<Band is now playing "Come Together">

Looks at Lardy as Des is dragged off, "It's better at a couple hundred feet in the air."

I think that's illegal in some parts of the UP. I did that once to Spacey and she threatened to pull a sailboat out of my ass.

BTW, don't ever marry a woman who can pull weird things out of your ass. Just don't.

Let's never mention this again.

Dev...you know we're prolly bein' played, right? (Did Des just steal your date?)

Dev nods at Lardy.

"Don't care at the moment."

<triple kissing the freckled girl and Elle>

Ah! Well done! But now I've got to try to get Giant Robotic Lesbian to do it with me! You two go take care of those two gentlemen!

<points at Lardy & Dev>

Take care of them.

Yeah, Des...I slept with Spacey, too, remember? <grins but feels a painful twinge in his rectum remembering>

<puts arm around freckled girl> Gotta name, darlin'?