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Dev flies back at top speed to the Lounge to talk to Tempest who was out of range.
Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.
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Wha--?!?! <looks around> Where's Porn Queen?!?
<watches Dev leave> Man, he needs to grow some cajones! *BURP*
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Well jeez, Dev, at least say hello to everyone.
<Talokian villa girl walks by>
Hello.
<quickly forgets about her as a tray of fruit is brought out.>
Ah, a nectarine is just what I need. One for Lardy too!
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"Nice Des."
Turns to Kalla, "you know one of those lower life forms is my brother...ah never mind...he's acting like a sick puppy again. Let's go get you cleaned up."
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<Porn Queen climbs out of the pool>
She's right here, Lardy! I figured she needed to put that bikini to use!
Now let's have the Bards play a little of that 20th century Beatles you introduced me to years ago!
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{regards Lon} uh...you're not gonna lick it off, are you? {grins}
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<bards play "All You Need Is Love">
Aw...not that one! <groans and droops head>
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"Not that stuff...but I will scrub your back...and front. Then we can get something worth licking."
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<sees Lardy>
I said play "Help", musical ones!
<motions for two green skinned girls to come over.>
Little darlings! Have you met the great hero, Lard Lad? Surely you were among the citizens who held a candlelight vigil in his honor during the Invasion? Well, I'll admit--I was worried sick too--but you know what he told me that day? "I wish I help clean up Legion World instead of being in this hospital bed".
Man's a true hero.
<hands them cups of mead>
Now finish these drinks and let's get everyone in these hot baths!
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Aw...I love you! {kisses Lon} I hope you didn't mind me having some fun back there. It was so obvious those three are in a triangle--I couldn't resist stirring things up! {scoffs toward Lardy} Can't stand Fatso, personally.
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<is now talking with Hrun as the two jug mead>
...Bloody Liberty, I'm sure it's Vivianne, my second wife. What a woman! She was intelligent and sexy as hell, but the sexiest thing? Her temper.
<the two laugh and clink glasses>
I might have to get Mayavale to come over here with some wheeling mists!
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<to Cobalt> Damn, Des...I really like 'er. But she's all...I dunno. Tried to make 'er jealous t'nite...<shrugs>
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"No problem hon. Let's get out of here."
Takes her hand and they head out, stopping by Cobie for a second.
"Nice save Des..."
He turns and decks Lardy. "Don't ever say her name again in public again Fat Ass."
Walks out with Kalla.
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Lardy, I know you like her, but you've been through quite a bit these last few months. I wonder if you're just looking for a kindred spirit?
Don't go rushing for love, my friend! It will find you soon enough!
Whatever will be, will be. In the meantime, we won't have much time before the Dark Oval. Let's enjoy the camaraderie and the spirit of the night.
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<sprawls, gets up, laughs> Least ya got someone ELSE to lick yer boys now! Ha-ha-HA!!!
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Lon turns around.
"You really want to start with me..."
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Well this should prove to be an interesting trip to the Dark Oval!
Finally get everyone together in one room (thread) and everyone keeps storming off! Bah, their drama bores me!
<hands Lardy a cup of herbal tea which looks like a drink>
Let's enjoy the night my friend!
Bring on the White Album, Bards!
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You two could be the new Dynamic Duo--"Dog Boy and Barf Girl"! HAR-har-HAR!
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Bloody Liberty.
Both of you, enough! We're all on the same side here! The Red Bee isn't threatening all of Legion World so the immediacy of our actions is gone--there is no need for violence among the LMB. Save it for the outsiders.
You've been allies for nearly 10 years. Let's enjoy a night together.
Laughing about new memories and toasting fallen friends. Surely we can agree that is a worthy way to spend the evening?
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{to Lon} Oh, how the mighty has fallen. Lardy used to be so powerful. Now...I pity him. Let's go.
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"Sure hon..."
Looks at Lardy, "you are really sad, and it wouldn't be worth it anyway."
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Suddenly appearing against their will are a drunken Lard Lad, an angry Tempest, Timberwolf & Hot Chick, Power Boy & a minotaur, a Villa servant girl (passed out) and Dev Em, who is especially annoyed at being teleported against his will.
Hrun, I've brought more mead & scotch!.. and playmates HRUN!! <PB, the Minotaur, and Hrun begin laughing and conversing away from the main crowd ... talk turns to weapons, drink, and battles>
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Originally posted by Timber Wolf:
"Sure hon..."
Looks at Lardy, "you are really sad, and it wouldn't be worth it anyway." <mutters> ...says the guy who loves a mass-murderess... <rolls eyes>
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They've gone now, Lardy. Let's go join PB, Hrun and that Minotaur dude.
I've already asked one of the girls to prove my theory that my phallus is equally as large as his.
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