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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Joined: Aug 2003
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: ...to that same old place that you laughed about. Well the names have all changed since you hung around, But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 133
Substitute
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Substitute
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Hey! Connie's back, too! Mroowww? * What do you mean "Connie's back, too!" I live here and I've been here all along. Just because YOU haven't visited and brought me some tasty tuna or coolicious cream doesn't mean I haven't been here...waiting...all this time!
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 34,634
Bold Flavors
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Bold Flavors
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Hello Connie! *smile*
I've wanted to speak to you. Mainly about this Space Ranger character, as well as some potential other unwanted visitors on Legion World. I have a feeling this is just the start of something.
<turns to Hrun>
Welcome brave one! I'm glad you recieved my secret distress signal...
<pats Hrun hard on the back>
I'm going to need that sword arm. Diplomacy is going to be extremely important in the coming weeks...but I feel that warriors will be all the more important...
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 474
Active
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer: HRUN!!! Welcome back! "Most noble lady well met by moonlight" Shouts Hrun."Dost thou still provide fine provinder for hungry warriors"
Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Posts: 474
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Originally posted by Queen Connie: MMMEEEOOWWW!!!!!
Queen Connie takes one lick of the luscious cream...(then another and a quick third ) the turns and bolts across the room, yowling a something that sounded like
MMMHRRRRRUUUNNNN!!!
Two bounds and one leap later, she launches herself into the air and hits the mountainous figure squarely in the chest, digging in the razorsharp claws on all four of her majestic paws. The force of here strike knocks the barbarian off his feet and onto his back. Parading up his chest until she is directly above his face, she opens her jaw......
...and begins furiously licking Hrun's face!
Meeeuuuu meeeuuuu meeuuuuuu!!!!*
*{instant translation} Welcome back you big lug! It's about time you stopped by to visit. Did you bring me any choice cuts of tuna? Well, did you? Pulling Queen Connie from his chest with a wet sucky sound as the claws come free, Hrun holds the regal pussy to his face. "ah Connie dear friend, here indeed is Tuna" and he reaches into his pouch and removes a large fresh chunk of supreme tuna. Rubbing Connies head furiously he ends up filling her fur with static electricity making all the hair on her body stand on edge.
Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,863
Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Now there's a barbarian who knows how to treat a cat.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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<<<Begin Transmission>>>
Well, Cobalt, I've got a suite for us here at the Villa to discuss what needs to be done about this Hrykosian thing. I've invited the entire Security Office and some other concerned citizens to sit in and share some ideas and intel about what we face. I've set up multi-spectrum security blocks here to ensure the meeting will remain private. Hope you make it soon.
<<<End Transmission>>>
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Welcome, one and all. Feel free to voice any specific concerns you have about this unpleasant business. Either Cobalt or myself will do our best to address them as best we can.
Also, if you have any intel to share with everyone, feel free to take the floor.
After it appears that everyone has arrived, Cobalt and I will share everything we know with you and give all of you a chance to help us come up with a plan of action.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 1,227
Deputy
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Deputy
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Im here in a sheer making up the numbers capasity
:polarboy:
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 5,607
Wanderer
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Wanderer
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glad I got back in time to make this meeting ...
<splash>
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 29,461
Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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<arrives with donuts, bagels and several DD boxes o' joe>
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 22,669
Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I'm not with the Security Office, but I'm here in response to Lardy's message. As the Pyngwyny delegate to Legion World and as proprietor of Rockhopper's Rookery, I have a double interest in the well-being of the wonderful place.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Joined: Dec 2003
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Time Trapper
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You're not alone as non-security personnel here. I'm here as Deputy Leader.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 5,190
Wanderer
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Wanderer
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<Enters wearing a women's business suit, hair pulled up into a bun>
Hmmmmm... coffee. I didn't have time to swing by Cafe Cramer on my way here.
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 34,634
Bold Flavors
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Bold Flavors
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I'm glad there are non-security officers here, especially respected diplomats within the LMB and especially Kent, our deputy leader. Here's what we know: - LardLad and myself are being blamed for the murder of a high ranking official in the Dark Oval. The Dark Oval is a sector of space we know little about, save that it is highly dangerous and considers the UP its enemy. There are five clans, one being the Hrykosians, which is the clan instigating this series of events. - The Dark Oval definately has plans to enter UP space in the long-term. There is no doubt we are something that would block there way in, should they use less than diplomatic means. - We are expecting a D.O. ambassador to arrive within the next few days, possibly sooner. While I appreciate the chance for diplomacy, the cynic in me believes this is nothing but a clever ploy. - There is a Space Ranger officer here on Legion World stirring up trouble. I'm unsure what his entire plan is, since he seems concerned about other things besides LardLad and myself, namely various Legion Worlders finances and the whole 'Good, Dark & Dead' and 'Infinite Crisis' incidents, which are a matter of public record (ha! like anyone could truly understand them ). Already we're here, united, making progress. I'm honored. But now, I'd like to hear all your thoughts, namely Kent Shakespeare's, as he is the deputy leader and ranking LMBer in attendance.... <sits back down next to Sharky, handing him a chum-filled bagel.>
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Before Kent speaks, let me add that the U.P. has been very unwilling to accept our view of what's going on. The truth is, they are scared to death of the Dark Oval and are very hesitant to intervene in this situation.
Bottom line: we can't count on any U.P. assistance here, even though it's clear to us that the Oval wants to expand into their territory. It doesn't help that LW and the U.P. aren't exactly on the best of terms in the first place. Their pride and their weakness of leadership will keep them out of this. Sure, they may send a diplomat of their own to give the appearance of trying to help, but it will only be for show.
If the entire Dark Oval attacks along with the Hrykosian clans, we won't be able to withstand for long.
We need allies in this! Either we find some way to convince the U.P. to help, or we need to find help somewhere else. The Psyonians may assist, but that won't be enough!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Also, LW's citizens will be tempted when the Hrykosians offer to cease hostilities in exchange for myself and Cobalt being released into their custody. Don't be fooled---the Dark Oval wants Legion World out of the way! Taking the two of us out of the mix will only make our World that much more vulnerable a target!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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<Looks at Crujectra>
[telepathic link] It's worse than that. Ggrrgg has agreed to provide mass weaponry for the Hrykosians should they need it. Ggrrgg itself has a bounty on the heads of Crusader, Maxx, yourself, Abin and me, and are willing to help fund this little crusader of the Dark Oval...[/telepahtic link]
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Hmmm...Kent appears to be out at the moment. Does anyone have ideas about whom we might approach as allies? Even if it's a little "out there", just let us know what you're thinking. I have one idea, but I'd like to explore other ideas first. Besides, we may need more than a couple of allies in this...
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 231
Reservist
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Reservist
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<walks in>
Greetings members of the LMBP!
As I listen to the membership speak its peace, I look forward to giving my own opinions farther down the line. For it seems that the path of a preemptive strike stands quite against the moral spirit of the LMB.
<sits>
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 5,190
Wanderer
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Wanderer
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I have spoken with my father on this matter, Lardlad, and I have his authority to offer both the Psyonian Fleet and his financial backing in this Defensive Endeavour. The United Planets Council may have turned their backs on us, but the Psyonians control the finances of the UP, so technically they're still helping us, whether they like it or not
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Joined: Jul 2003
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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[telepathic link to Cobalt Kid] Cobie, my brother and Maxx are currently on a covert mission to prepare a number of safe houses around the neighboring galaxies. We will be able to use them should either you or Lardlad need to drop from site. Each safe house will have a Psyonian dimensional portal installed so that you can move from place to place without detection [/telepathic link to Cobalt Kid]
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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Liberty Monkey, I understand completely how you feel. It goes against everything Legion World and the LMB stands for. But you must realize that Cobalt and myself, as founders of the LMB, know this better than anybody. Sadly, it goes back to the old saying about "desperate times".
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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<aside>
Hmmm....Cobalt and Jeckie look like they're linking telepathically. Does she know what really happened to Hrykos and Mordra? Can he hide that from her? Is he even trying to hide it from her?
What would Legion World think if they knew the truth: that I'm really guilty of murder...and I alone? And that the two of us have been lying about what really happened all this time? Would this defense we're trying to organize fall apart?
<end aside>
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Re: Varalent's Variable Villa
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(waits and listens from the shadows)
thinking: [i for one am all for premptive strikes.]
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